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Meet Sony Playstation 1, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to break a dreamcast.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take in losing to it")
But on his way to it, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience chip comes into play...
GOOD CHIP:
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you hammer the lid of this console
and try to get MSR out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your veryvery nice conscience
BAD CHIP:
That's nonsense!
Go and smash the lid of and chuck the control out the window
And borrow a n64, and one of the marios
Tell him (mario) you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days in the mushroom kingdom its alright out there
GOOD CHIP:
Yeah but if it all breaks down like it's supposed to
The whole of special reserve knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you hammer in the lid first
Look at the logo, its a pretty blue spiral
BAD CHIP:
HIT that! Do that DC! BREAK that switch!
Can you afford to miss this chance? Are you that good?
Why should you care if it breaks? Cause you shouldn't be?
GOOD CHIP:
Man, don't do it, it's not worth just leave it (You're right!)
Not over this kit (Stop!) Drop the hammer (I will!)
Don't even listen to him yo, he's bad for you
(You know what NICE? I don't like your attitude..)
("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")
Meet PS2, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a powerup!")
After meeting a young PSone at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs gamesroom.
Once again, his conscience chip comes into play...
BAD CHIP
Now listen to me, while you're power button
and smearin her joypad, I slipped this in her power socket
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little psones reset button.
GOOD CHIP:
(Yo! This ONEs only 2 months old
You shouldn't take advantage of it, that's not fair)
Yo, look at its size.. is it that small? (Uh huh!)
Turn this switch on, right on this spot here
Til it powers down and it forgot how it got here
(Man, ain't you ever seen that game Korkori?)
No, but I seen the game with lara in!
(damn, you should get sent back to Japan?)
Meet PS3 (2004) , a T-3 year console.
After playing allday for a very long time,
he powers down in his small trailer park home
and finds his emotion chip inside another board
GOOD CHIP
Alright power down, relax, start fanning..
BAD CHIP:
SYNTAX ERROR TO THAT, you just caught this chip cheatin
While you at work its with some board tryin to move off?!
quit slittin its cords, CUT THIS CHIPS CORDS OFF!!!
GOOD CHIP
Wait! What if there's an emotion programmed for this chip?
(What? it crashed? hung? and landed on this board?!)
Alright BAD CHIP, maybe he's right PS3
But think about the broadband chip before you get all crazy
BAD CHIP
(processing data)
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna cut it?
Grab it by the cord, get your pliers and rip it?
That's what I did, be evil, don't be a lamo
You gonna take advice from somebody who gave in to Nintendo??!
GOOD CHIP
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you evil silicon extract
BAD CHIP
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper coooll down!
Mr. NICE SONY? Mr. I LOVE DC.?
Mr. GOOD comin' straight outta JAPAN y'all better make way?
How in the emotional state you in gonna tell this PS3 not to be crazy?
GOOD CHIP
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went (JAPAN---USA--- EUROPE)
Been there, done that.. aw cut it...
What am I processing? CUT em both PS3, where's your emotions at?
{pliers opened, emotions loading,still loading, just a minute and pliers shut}
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to break a dreamcast.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take in losing to it")
But on his way to it, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience chip comes into play...
GOOD CHIP:
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you hammer the lid of this console
and try to get MSR out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your veryvery nice conscience
BAD CHIP:
That's nonsense!
Go and smash the lid of and chuck the control out the window
And borrow a n64, and one of the marios
Tell him (mario) you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days in the mushroom kingdom its alright out there
GOOD CHIP:
Yeah but if it all breaks down like it's supposed to
The whole of special reserve knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you hammer in the lid first
Look at the logo, its a pretty blue spiral
BAD CHIP:
HIT that! Do that DC! BREAK that switch!
Can you afford to miss this chance? Are you that good?
Why should you care if it breaks? Cause you shouldn't be?
GOOD CHIP:
Man, don't do it, it's not worth just leave it (You're right!)
Not over this kit (Stop!) Drop the hammer (I will!)
Don't even listen to him yo, he's bad for you
(You know what NICE? I don't like your attitude..)
("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")
Meet PS2, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a powerup!")
After meeting a young PSone at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs gamesroom.
Once again, his conscience chip comes into play...
BAD CHIP
Now listen to me, while you're power button
and smearin her joypad, I slipped this in her power socket
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little psones reset button.
GOOD CHIP:
(Yo! This ONEs only 2 months old
You shouldn't take advantage of it, that's not fair)
Yo, look at its size.. is it that small? (Uh huh!)
Turn this switch on, right on this spot here
Til it powers down and it forgot how it got here
(Man, ain't you ever seen that game Korkori?)
No, but I seen the game with lara in!
(damn, you should get sent back to Japan?)
Meet PS3 (2004) , a T-3 year console.
After playing allday for a very long time,
he powers down in his small trailer park home
and finds his emotion chip inside another board
GOOD CHIP
Alright power down, relax, start fanning..
BAD CHIP:
SYNTAX ERROR TO THAT, you just caught this chip cheatin
While you at work its with some board tryin to move off?!
quit slittin its cords, CUT THIS CHIPS CORDS OFF!!!
GOOD CHIP
Wait! What if there's an emotion programmed for this chip?
(What? it crashed? hung? and landed on this board?!)
Alright BAD CHIP, maybe he's right PS3
But think about the broadband chip before you get all crazy
BAD CHIP
(processing data)
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna cut it?
Grab it by the cord, get your pliers and rip it?
That's what I did, be evil, don't be a lamo
You gonna take advice from somebody who gave in to Nintendo??!
GOOD CHIP
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you evil silicon extract
BAD CHIP
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper coooll down!
Mr. NICE SONY? Mr. I LOVE DC.?
Mr. GOOD comin' straight outta JAPAN y'all better make way?
How in the emotional state you in gonna tell this PS3 not to be crazy?
GOOD CHIP
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went (JAPAN---USA--- EUROPE)
Been there, done that.. aw cut it...
What am I processing? CUT em both PS3, where's your emotions at?
{pliers opened, emotions loading,still loading, just a minute and pliers shut}
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Just have mate, its a master piece, well done!
read the new one with everyone in!!
I dont konw the proper lyrics to most of the songs i listen to, let alone change the words so they are funny, make sense AND fit the tune.
Respect is due, i bow down before your excellence...
Respect is due, i bow down before your excellence...
takes time!! serious thinking, never settle for your first idea!
Mate, that is spot on, i like that, amazing!
How do you come up with stuff like that?
How do you come up with stuff like that?
I remember this! when tony was going to throw me out and ban me! and all the greats were posting at the same time!
Those were the days...
Those were the days...
WHAT is UR feeling?/?
I've got a funny feeling about why this won't win, but I won't say.
no they really do!
they were going to chuck me of for advertising my website!!!!
they were going to chuck me of for advertising my website!!!!
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