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"The planets are aligned, the time has come gentlemen..."

Four men sit apon four chairs. The night sky falls apon them, and although they don't realise it, night is apon us.


"Hail Brother Ant." SHEEPY said. "What does thou bring us in this time of woe?"

"Hail Brother." Ant replied. "I bring news of a game."

"What game is this you speak of?" Said I.

"It is the one true game. The one that will bind us all." Ant reached into his sack, and withdrew thy press release.

"It is what I've always dreamed of, and yet, my dreams never seem so real." Said I.

"It is of true beauty." Said Ant.

"An online RPG?" Inquired Snipe. "What's so good about an online RPG?"

Ant and I gave Snipe an evil look.

"You do not see the whole picture, misguided one." I remarked.

"Certainly not." Ant stared at the game again. "Lord Lucas would not be pleased to hear of such blasphemy."

"Lord Lucas? What the hell are you lot blabbing on about anyway?"

"Behold. The Star Wars Online RPG is being developed, and you can now sign up for the beta testing."

"I shall not wait to do so. Goodbye gentlemen." Said I.

Snipe continued to argue with Ant and Sheepy well into the night, until Ant withdrew his +5 attack Lightsaber, and Sheepy attacked Snipe with his +15 force grip.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Story number one.

eh?

Story number one.

This was my favourite of them all.

I never really got into the western one, although I did like the Blade Runneresque one.

ok Darth Sheepy!

I said the first every words in the first ever skit! :D

Just popping for a read.

Speaking of Star Wars Galaxies, I read a parody of "A New Hope" the other day that was based on the premise: In an online gaming environment, what would the original movie have truly been like? It was hilarious. Every character spoke in 'dood' slang, even C-3PO, and Luke Skywalker sold his account on Ebay after learning he was Force sensitive.

three cheers for Grix

Hip Hip

Grix Thraves wrote:
> And this is the very first one...

Only started because I was
> trying to think of another way of reporting news, and thanks to Ant
> and FantasyMeister, we all started writing for no reason at all...
> :0)

Enjoy.

Yes, this story was brilliant!!

I'd just like to say *Ant goes all emotional*..., that you guys are the best writers ever!! *Ant starts crying* And..an..and.. I'd like to thank you for letting me...use my...writing skills...in yo..your wonderful stories!! Thank you!!"

*Ant walks of crying*

Great.