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"Celebrity Big Brother."

Firstly - why ? - what's the point ?

Secondly - Celebrities eh.

Mark Owen - where has he been the last x years.

Anne Diamond - where has she been the last x years.

Les Dennis - Hmmmm - well at least the Sun are going to keep a watch over his missus while he is in there to make sure Neil Morrisey stays away.

Melinda Messanger - Oh well, might make some of the younger leeches watch in case she flashes her baps for 1/2 a second.

And a couple of other j list celeb types apparantly.

So what's the point - apart from all these has beens trying to get themselves back into the publics eye for a few days so they can resurrect their dead careers.

Maybe we could come up with some suggestions to make it worth watching.

When they are voted out maybe all those freaks that waste their time hanging around the studios cheering and doing other stupid things could throw sharp objects at them so they could feel some of the pain that they are trying to inlict on the public.

Damn stupid programme - waste of time, money and airwaves.

Is it me, or does Mark Owen sound gay?

(no offence to gay people)

Ouch!

Yeah i think she was on a sugar withdrawal.

I thought It was quite good fun watching Vanessa Phelps go slowly insane last year :D

And having a randy wife. They should have put Neil Morrissey in there too.

Don't forget his fantastic impressions of Mavis from Coronation Street.

This years celebs are dire compared to last years. Well they are crap compared to jack dee, he was the only one that made it worth watching. This year the "comedy relief" is les Dennis whos only funny line is the oversaturated "If its up there i'll give you the money meself".

the only thing that would make these shows remotely interesting is if they have to make their hair grow a certain length before a given time.

And we all know the best way to accelerate hair growth...

The fact that this is a reality show (is there such a thing?) and has the words 'Big Brother' in the title is enough to deter me away from watching anything on channel 4 at the minute.

They really are milking that show for all it has, but hey if there's enough sad and lonely people out there willing to waste their free time pretending they care what goes on with a bunch of dull and boring, so called celebrities, then why not milk it?

This is how C4 boosts it's rating, just build a small shack, stick some cameras on the wall and then throw in some people with no personalities. That's what I hate about Reality TV, it's not made for entertainment, it's made to get higher ratings for the channels.

Actually take out howard donald and put in the WOLF MAN.