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"I'm off to Amsterdam..."

on Thursday for a long weekend. It will be my birthday on Friday, so I'm looking at having a very merry time, he he. Does anyone know of any particularly good places to go in the Dam apart from the obvious?

Amsterdamitwasgood.

The sagacious one wrote:
> The lucky git.

Eh?

I had a magic mushroom joint when I was in Amsterdam. It was rubbish. Don't ever buy one.

Your cautionary tale has been noted. I'll probably be too busy visitng the clog factories to go to such places mind.

Just you remember that story

Unless it was you

You could try the Van Gogh museum.

Pfffft.

The lucky git.

Did you hear the story about the black man?

I shall tell because I find it very funny

My friend's workmate and his friends went to Amsterdam in the Summer for their holiday. They split up and one of the people went to a brothel and had a look at the 'menu'. So he saw this one where he could do anything to her and she could do anything to him. So he thought he's have some of that, so he had his way with her. So then it's her turn and she straps him to this table thing... then

Wait for it

This 'massive' black guy walks in and yes man sex occured

LET THAT BE A WARNING TO YOU

hoho

I'm just going to chuck bikes into the canals to prove how British I am.

In truth a little bit of culture would be cool too. And a nice Dutch lady could teach me some perhaps?

Free morphine.
Hash bars and hoo-ars

*thumps chest*
It's big AND clever.