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"I'm off to Amsterdam..."

on Thursday for a long weekend. It will be my birthday on Friday, so I'm looking at having a very merry time, he he. Does anyone know of any particularly good places to go in the Dam apart from the obvious?

on Thursday for a long weekend. It will be my birthday on Friday, so I'm looking at having a very merry time, he he. Does anyone know of any particularly good places to go in the Dam apart from the obvious?

Try the churches. Some of them give away free morpheine, and let you shoot up by the altar.

Or was that the obvious?

FREE! Where would I find these places?

If you want to get addicted to morpheine, I'm not going to help you do it.

Amsterdam has far more attractive properties than drugs.

Bars, clubs, views, night-clubs etc etc etc. Not to mention being a foreign country where almost everyone can speak english.

People who go there for sex and drugs are sad and stupid respectively.

Go there, enjoy the (*gasp*) CULTURE, and have a good time.

Free morphine.
Hash bars and hoo-ars

*thumps chest*
It's big AND clever.

I'm just going to chuck bikes into the canals to prove how British I am.

In truth a little bit of culture would be cool too. And a nice Dutch lady could teach me some perhaps?

Did you hear the story about the black man?

I shall tell because I find it very funny

My friend's workmate and his friends went to Amsterdam in the Summer for their holiday. They split up and one of the people went to a brothel and had a look at the 'menu'. So he saw this one where he could do anything to her and she could do anything to him. So he thought he's have some of that, so he had his way with her. So then it's her turn and she straps him to this table thing... then

Wait for it

This 'massive' black guy walks in and yes man sex occured

LET THAT BE A WARNING TO YOU

hoho

The lucky git.

You could try the Van Gogh museum.

Pfffft.

Just you remember that story

Unless it was you