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"£20 notes in Walkers crisps"

Yesterday on the chris moyles show they spent £20 on buying 58 packets of walkers crisps. Now out of those 58 packets they found 5 blue sachets. And out of those 5 blue sachets there was no money, only crisp vouchers. So before you go spending you life savings on crisps, Dont.

Yesterday on the chris moyles show they spent £20 on buying 58 packets of walkers crisps. Now out of those 58 packets they found 5 blue sachets. And out of those 5 blue sachets there was no money, only crisp vouchers. So before you go spending you life savings on crisps, Dont.

Very Profound.

my life savings wouldn't buy many packets of crisps though.

I heard that.
Alex in the shop had me in stitches.
M "Tell the bloke you are a crisp god!"
A (to unheard bloke) "I am a crisp god!"
A "He's just looking at me and smiling"

At first I hated Moyles, but the more I listen, the more I like his style.

Gave me a good laugh while I was stuck in serious traffic.

I tend to listen to Moyles, but flick over to Xfm whenever he plays a record.
He's funny but the music on that station is akin to being dragged through broken glass.

Yeah, he is good. You get the occasional good tune (Queens of the Stone Age are getting a lot of airplay! Huzzah!) but it general it's rubbish. I've found myself listening to R4 now...

I did get a fiver from a bag of Walkers Marmite crisps yesterday, so don't despair. And if you're a gutsy fat shagsack like me and eat loads of crisps anyway, then who cares?

Every time I turn on the radio, its emenem playing.
I'm sure its a conspiracy to drive me mental.

I like hip-hop in general, but his voice is like nails down a blackboard to me.
When that or the teenybop rubbish comes on, straight on with the NIN, Underworld or 16 Volt CD.........

> I did get a fiver from a bag of Walkers Marmite crisps yesterday, so
> don't despair. And if you're a gutsy fat shagsack like me and eat
> loads of crisps anyway, then who cares?

I don't tend to eat many packets of crisps, but when I do I buy two bags of Doritos dipping chips and a chilli cheese dip (approx one a week).

How I'm still lanky I'll never know. Got a bit of a beer gut though.....

Beer gut is the sign of a man.
Crisp gut is the sign of big girly man.

At least make sure it's curry gut or pizza gut, that's acceptable

*thumps chest and breaks off into smokers cough*

Goatboy wrote:
> Beer gut is the sign of a man.
> Crisp gut is the sign of big girly man.
>
> At least make sure it's curry gut or pizza gut, that's acceptable
>
> *thumps chest and breaks off into smokers cough*

You've listed all of my weaknesses there.
Beer, curry, pizza and tabs.
I'm one healthy individual ;)

Frighteningly enough, I've lost about 2.5 stones in the last few months. Okay you may think, but I was only 13.5 to begin with. I'm rather enjoying being slim again. I was getting sick of looking like a pipe cleaner with a grape wedged halfway up it.