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"Why are all the SR staff on holiday"

Ahah. At SR it starts to get really busy at this time of the year. By the end of October everybody needs to take all of their annual holiday except two days.

Due to running late with everything since time began (Yes, we still call Broadband "adsl"), you can imagine that all the staff have about three weeks holiday which they now have to take before the end of the month.

I wouldn't say they are "on holiday" but they are not at work. You'll probably find them loitering around the Sunday Sport Boobs of the Year Computer Screensaver Competition with a fag in one hand and a bottle of beer in the other. Just look for the guys with square eyes and loud jangling noises coming from their MP3 headphones. Or listen for heavy metal mobile phone tones.

Either that or they are all out trying to give mouth to mouth resussitation to a certain competitor of ours, who er - seems to be drowning in corporate hogwash!

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:

> Sleeping naked on my own means my Dad walks in and wakes me up with my
> dong in his face.

Funniest thing i've read all day...okay it's only about an hour into the day but I doubt anything will top this.

LOL, why cant there be any women on here too talk about this stuff...

I told you not to tell anyone about that Monkey With....

Opps.

Don't flatter yourself, makes it sound like your hung like a Giraffe.

Oh and yes too much information, I'm starting to feel queasy.

Ouchy.

Sleeping with a nekid woman is like nothing else.

Sleeping naked on my own means my Dad walks in and wakes me up with my dong in his face.

Not that it's happened...

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Sleeping with a nekid lady's is good, that being the plural, not sure
> about the whole sleeping nekid on ya own thing though, I move around
> so much in my sleep I'm likely to wake up with a quilt wedgie.

Hur Hur

id prob wake up with my dick hanging over the side of the bed *ok, too much information*

Sleeping with a nekid lady's is good, that being the plural, not sure about the whole sleeping nekid on ya own thing though, I move around so much in my sleep I'm likely to wake up with a quilt wedgie.

is it just me or...
i can stay up to the early hours of the morning and still not be able to get to sleep, i go to bed about 4am sometims and i am still not sleepy, then i wake up only a few hours later.
i hardly get any sleep because i just dont need it.
does this happen to any one else???

It could help if u don't think dirty :)

Then your sick problems will be solved...