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"Why are all the SR staff on holiday"

Ahah. At SR it starts to get really busy at this time of the year. By the end of October everybody needs to take all of their annual holiday except two days.

Due to running late with everything since time began (Yes, we still call Broadband "adsl"), you can imagine that all the staff have about three weeks holiday which they now have to take before the end of the month.

I wouldn't say they are "on holiday" but they are not at work. You'll probably find them loitering around the Sunday Sport Boobs of the Year Computer Screensaver Competition with a fag in one hand and a bottle of beer in the other. Just look for the guys with square eyes and loud jangling noises coming from their MP3 headphones. Or listen for heavy metal mobile phone tones.

Either that or they are all out trying to give mouth to mouth resussitation to a certain competitor of ours, who er - seems to be drowning in corporate hogwash!

LOL, well i guess it is ok...

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Robin wrote:
> LOL, why cant there be any women on here too talk about this
> stuff...
>
> There are, though they're only about 50% female, the other half hasn't
> had the operation yet.

Looks down.

*sees two moutains then a carrot and two plumbs*

I like it this way.

And What?

Oh then I did get it, I just couldn't beleive that the joke would be that crap.

:D

the man is walking past a pet store, he sees a fly in a windo, he thinks that it is a pet for sale, when it is just a fly.
because the pet stores advertise pets in the window

Robin wrote:

> This man is walking past a pet shop, he looks in a window, and sees
> the pet he wants, so he goes into the pet shop and says "i would
> like to buy a fly" "a fly" the shop keeper replys.
> "yes a fly" "sorry we dont sell flys" says the
> shop keeper. "but you have one in the window" replys the
> man...

I don't get it?

so wat do you think of the two jokes, there not the funniest in the world are they, do you lot know any???

ok here is a couple of jokes for you two:

What did the fish say when it hit a wall--------Damn.

This man is walking past a pet shop, he looks in a window, and sees the pet he wants, so he goes into the pet shop and says "i would like to buy a fly" "a fly" the shop keeper replys. "yes a fly" "sorry we dont sell flys" says the shop keeper. "but you have one in the window" replys the man...

Robin wrote:
> LOL, why cant there be any women on here too talk about this stuff...

There are, though they're only about 50% female, the other half hasn't had the operation yet.

er-no wrote:
> 'I'm Not A Chair'


That's gotta do it!

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
>
> Sleeping naked on my own means my Dad walks in and wakes me up with
> my
> dong in his face.
>
> Funniest thing i've read all day...okay it's only about an hour into
> the day but I doubt anything will top this.

*prepares himself to top it*

'I'm Not A Chair'