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"Why are all the SR staff on holiday"

Ahah. At SR it starts to get really busy at this time of the year. By the end of October everybody needs to take all of their annual holiday except two days.

Due to running late with everything since time began (Yes, we still call Broadband "adsl"), you can imagine that all the staff have about three weeks holiday which they now have to take before the end of the month.

I wouldn't say they are "on holiday" but they are not at work. You'll probably find them loitering around the Sunday Sport Boobs of the Year Computer Screensaver Competition with a fag in one hand and a bottle of beer in the other. Just look for the guys with square eyes and loud jangling noises coming from their MP3 headphones. Or listen for heavy metal mobile phone tones.

Either that or they are all out trying to give mouth to mouth resussitation to a certain competitor of ours, who er - seems to be drowning in corporate hogwash!

Iguana wrote:
> TONY!
>
> I thought the mushrooms had kidnapped you and taken you to their evil
> lair!

Actually I was eaten by a crustation.

I am all grown up!

I'm a big boy...

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> In Basildon, in that shopping centre where Sava-centre is...there was
> this girl. These two black guys were following her and her friend as
> she was so nice. I was hanging over the balcony with a mate just
> staring. Then she looked up, pointed me out to a mate and then kept
> looking and in the end smiled the nicest smile ever.
>
> Never forget her.
>
> She was like :-O

Fell off he balcany. Looked liked a right pillock. Never been the same since.

Tony did actually offer me a job once at one of his shops.

Whitestripes wrote:
> Tony wrote:
> Whitestripes wrote:
> err...Basildon
>
>
> We only need Yellow Window Stickers at Basildon
>
> Then how come theres a sign up for a 'Retail Assistant'?


Sorry - I thought you were applying to be a White Stripe.

In Basildon, in that shopping centre where Sava-centre is...there was this girl. These two black guys were following her and her friend as she was so nice. I was hanging over the balcony with a mate just staring. Then she looked up, pointed me out to a mate and then kept looking and in the end smiled the nicest smile ever.

Never forget her.

She was like :-O

In my youth "proper jobs" was a slang term for CRAP

Tony wrote:
> Whitestripes wrote:
> err...Basildon
>
>
> We only need Yellow Window Stickers at Basildon

Then how come theres a sign up for a 'Retail Assistant'?

TONY!

I thought the mushrooms had kidnapped you and taken you to their evil lair!

phi11ip wrote:
> Proper jobs in the shops before you make any witty comments!


(Tony seriously considers offering phi11 a job when he grows up. Then returns to sanity)