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"Why are all the SR staff on holiday"

Ahah. At SR it starts to get really busy at this time of the year. By the end of October everybody needs to take all of their annual holiday except two days.

Due to running late with everything since time began (Yes, we still call Broadband "adsl"), you can imagine that all the staff have about three weeks holiday which they now have to take before the end of the month.

I wouldn't say they are "on holiday" but they are not at work. You'll probably find them loitering around the Sunday Sport Boobs of the Year Computer Screensaver Competition with a fag in one hand and a bottle of beer in the other. Just look for the guys with square eyes and loud jangling noises coming from their MP3 headphones. Or listen for heavy metal mobile phone tones.

Either that or they are all out trying to give mouth to mouth resussitation to a certain competitor of ours, who er - seems to be drowning in corporate hogwash!

cookie monster wrote:
> Whitestripes wrote:
> Tony said
> Sorry - I thought you were applying to be a White Stripe.
> ****
> (better get some practice in at laughing at the boss' jokes)
>
> LoL
> ****
> I genuinely laughed at Tony's joke, i think i must be tired.

Hey I laughed too..honest

Delude

To deceive the mind or judgment of: fraudulent ads that delude consumers into sending in money.

dictionary.com

Ant wrote:
> So Tony, I need to find some work experience for next year, fancy
> letting me step into your shoes for a fortnight?

I've got some work on submissions. It's not as bad as it seems. Submitting our sites to free shopping directories.

Whitestripes wrote:
Tony said
> Sorry - I thought you were applying to be a White Stripe.
>
> (better get some practice in at laughing at the boss' jokes)
>
> LoL

I genuinely laughed at Tony's joke, i think i must be tired.

dilluded?

Dunno what that means...

My gramma ain't wat it usd 2 b

Tony wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> I am all grown up!
>
> I'm a big boy...
>
>
> Poor dilluded (spelling?) soul

Its deluded.

So Tony, I need to find some work experience for next year, fancy letting me step into your shoes for a fortnight?

Tony wrote:
>
> Poor dilluded (spelling?) soul

Deluded

Tony wrote:
> Whitestripes wrote:
> Tony wrote:
> Whitestripes wrote:
> err...Basildon
>
>
> We only need Yellow Window Stickers at Basildon
>
> Then how come theres a sign up for a 'Retail Assistant'?
>
> ***
> Sorry - I thought you were applying to be a White Stripe.

(better get some practice in at laughing at the boss' jokes)

LoL

phi11ip wrote:
> I am all grown up!
>
> I'm a big boy...


Poor dilluded (spelling?) soul