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Please write any jokes you know in here. I'll start us off:
When the Americans went up to space for the first time they discovered that biros didn't work. So they spent 7 years and $12,000,000,000 creating a biro that would write in space.
The Russians used a pencil.
When the Americans went up to space for the first time they discovered that biros didn't work. So they spent 7 years and $12,000,000,000 creating a biro that would write in space.
The Russians used a pencil.
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Q - What do Micheal Jackson and a Tesco bag have in common?
A - They're both made of plastic, white and not safe around children
2)
Q - What do you see when a blonde does cartwheels?
A - Blonde, Brunet, Blonde, Brunet, Blonde, Brunet
3) There are three blondes on one side of the Grand Canyon. As all three of them ponder how to get across a magic genie appears!. This gennie says I'll split the three wishes between you so what are they? The first blonde asks for a paraglider but doesn't make it, the second asks for a fast car to zoom over but also doesn't make it so finally the last one says "I wish I was a red head!" and she walks across the bridge.
Q - What do Micheal Jackson and a Tesco bag have in common?
A - They're both made of plastic, white and not safe around children
2)
Q - What do you see when a blonde does cartwheels?
A - Blonde, Brunet, Blonde, Brunet, Blonde, Brunet
3) There are three blondes on one side of the Grand Canyon. As all three of them ponder how to get across a magic genie appears!. This gennie says I'll split the three wishes between you so what are they? The first blonde asks for a paraglider but doesn't make it, the second asks for a fast car to zoom over but also doesn't make it so finally the last one says "I wish I was a red head!" and she walks across the bridge.
what is the difference between a slice of bread and a frenchman?
answer......you can make a soldier out of a slice of bread.......ha ha
answer......you can make a soldier out of a slice of bread.......ha ha
Oh please reply you nasty kerfuffels!
Please write any jokes you know in here. I'll start us off:
When the Americans went up to space for the first time they discovered that biros didn't work. So they spent 7 years and $12,000,000,000 creating a biro that would write in space.
The Russians used a pencil.
When the Americans went up to space for the first time they discovered that biros didn't work. So they spent 7 years and $12,000,000,000 creating a biro that would write in space.
The Russians used a pencil.
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