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top stair in your house be termite infested.

May your untied shoelaces become a fatal flaw when crossing the road.
May the frames on your sunglasses make a perfect lightning conductor.
May your judgement be clouded while cornering at high speed.

etc etc.

you add some .....

May you find yourself in need of petrol in Washington in the near future :)

*Joke, joke, joke*

may your head be seperated from your shoulders courtesy of industrial machinery

May you slip on your own tub of vaseline when preparing your rubber gloves..

may your choice to pick up the soap in communial showers be badly timed.















:)

May be stuck in a bottle with limited air supply and a swarm of genetically modified midges which like to chomp of flesh, and are super fast like cheeters, or cheetos, which ever you'd like to choose (You get a little touch screen menu before you start your little quest. I chose the Cheetos and ate them all. I'd have personally preferred pringles, but they said they were all out of them, as well as having no more walkers 'big eats' left. Stupid Check Out Girl. I saw all the packets under the desk. That fat person stole them all and is going to eat them for herself! I must go and stop the onslaught of madness from taking ver our highstreet...)

May the eletricals in your big rubber vibrating manhood blow up.

May you go in peace

Tribute wrote:
> May the Force Be With you

oh dear :)

may the earth wires in your light fittings be dangerously corroded

May the Force Be With you

May your post be filled with spam.