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"may the ...."

top stair in your house be termite infested.

May your untied shoelaces become a fatal flaw when crossing the road.
May the frames on your sunglasses make a perfect lightning conductor.
May your judgement be clouded while cornering at high speed.

etc etc.

you add some .....

May you be stuk with Sven Goran Eriksson in a Lift.

Oh, that makes it alright then.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Cause it's hardly in the best taste is it.

Suppose. Nothing is nowadays though is it?

The Almighty wrote:
> Tiltawhirl wrote:
> That isn't funny my friend.
>
> Why not? I cannot understand......

Cause it's hardly in the best taste is it.

no offence, all in good nature mister.

well mister neo, if that is your real name, indeed I believe this is a worthwhile topic. I provides the user with an unparalleled vision of possible pitfalls, that he/she may encounter in his/her lives. Both educational and informative, I believe this topic should indeed be added to the new testament, so that future generations may relish its genius.

on a lighter note, its obvious you took offence. seeing as I have no concept of 'offence' I feel I must offer condolences.

chill out monsieur, life isn't serious, no matter what people tell you ... :)

this is worthy of a topic?

*as u said to me yesterday*

Hypocrisy -- terrible thing.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> That isn't funny my friend.

Why not? I cannot understand......

The Almighty wrote:
> May you find yourself in need of petrol in Washington in the near
> future :)
>
> *Joke, joke, joke*

That isn't funny my friend.

may your computer develop super intelligence and see you as a threat.

yadayada