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"People I hate because they're short sighted and stupid"

Why is it that so many people never take a look at the flip side of the penny they so greedily grab from the floor?

Why do you see people getting all sweaty abote mobile phone masts, then get all stupid because their mobile phone doesn't have very good reception?

Hello?!?

You want a mobile that works like a house phone? Then let them stick more masts up, it's the only way.

You don't want the phone mast in your local area? Fine, make do with a poor signal then.

What annoys me even more is when people complain about new houses being built in their area.

What annoys me about these fools, is that they have their picture taken in the paper, surrounded by their hoards of children.

Now tell me this, are those kids going to live for you forever?

No?

Then, in the future, they will need new houses to live in. If you don't want new houses built, stop having children you morons!

And what the hall is wrong with progress anyway?

I don't know, these days it's all take. Something happened somewhere along the line that has lead to the population having a mentality of being hard done by, when really they should be looking at the circumstances, and realising that if they want something, they will have to put up with the consequences.

Damn stupid, dirty-faced, whinging, pathetic excuses for people, get a grip.

Er, that's all, thanks for reading.

Goatboy wrote:
> I dont know yet, I shall build a shed and then spend many hours trying
> to invent such a device.

Yeah, you'll get a shed, but when your first prototype doesn't work, you know what you'll do, don't you?

You'll turn it into a porn shed.

;o)

It's called the Lovey Lava shower by Stannah: it enables one to shower in flame, which burns the dirt from your body. I reckon you could smoke yourself crazy in this one.

These showers were originaly shipped with an asbestos sponge included but that was soon stopped for health and safety reasons.

I dont know yet, I shall build a shed and then spend many hours trying to invent such a device.

Goatboy wrote:
> And invent a thing that lets you smoke whilst having a shower.

What is this invention and does it work on pipes and cigars?

And invent a thing that lets you smoke whilst having a shower.

of booze

I want to take two bottles into the shower instead of one.

This is nothig new. People have had a NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard) attitude for as long as I can remember, and I'd wager, some time before even then.

People want change, so long as it's all for the good, and no unwanted side-effects can be seen.

Same with everything these days.

"I want a cure for AIDS that won't give me mild flu-like symptoms"
"I want a new picture messaging service for my mobile phone without my service provider putting up the required infrastructure for it"

yadda yadda yadda.

*chuckles*

Kids with masts on their backs.

Outrage when press learn that several Paediatricians work at a local kids hospital.

Uproar when it was discovered that Parliment could pass legislation that would require us all to wear scarves, even in summer.

Terror when someone realises that a £5 clock from Argos could be used as the final component in the doomsday obliterator bomb.