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This is actually a true story, and took a while to work out by detectives. And I'm not suprised.
Deep in the forest was found the body of a man who was wearing only swimming trunks, snorkel and facemask. The nearest lake was 8 miles away and the sea was 100 miles away. How had he died?
I'll tell you the answer in a few days.
Deep in the forest was found the body of a man who was wearing only swimming trunks, snorkel and facemask. The nearest lake was 8 miles away and the sea was 100 miles away. How had he died?
I'll tell you the answer in a few days.
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OH right, to the forum you mean.
No, I'm listening to music, and I'm supposed to be working as well. But the forum is slightly more appealling.
I need to watch a comedy movie tonight... Are there any good movies on tonight?
OH right, to the forum you mean.
No, I'm listening to music, and I'm supposed to be working as well. But the forum is slightly more appealling.
I need to watch a comedy movie tonight... Are there any good movies on tonight?
Okay, two can play at this game...
1. A man and his son are in a car. They crash and two ambulances come to pick them up, but they take them to two different hospitals. While on the table of the operating theatre, the doctor looks down at the boy and says "That's my son!" How?
2. Anthony comes home to find Cleopatra dead on the floor. There is broken glass and water surrounding the body. How was cleopatra killed?
3. Set in the 1960's. A man in an unfamiliar room makes a telephone call, he waits for a voice, then puts down the reciever. He has successfully set out to do what he intended, but what was it?
1. A man and his son are in a car. They crash and two ambulances come to pick them up, but they take them to two different hospitals. While on the table of the operating theatre, the doctor looks down at the boy and says "That's my son!" How?
2. Anthony comes home to find Cleopatra dead on the floor. There is broken glass and water surrounding the body. How was cleopatra killed?
3. Set in the 1960's. A man in an unfamiliar room makes a telephone call, he waits for a voice, then puts down the reciever. He has successfully set out to do what he intended, but what was it?
Stop coming every 10 mins then!
No, I'm just bored.
Where's bj? Figure this one out...
Where's bj? Figure this one out...
What is he doing? IS he some sort of Quiz Master or something?
It was BJ he stabbed you with his pencil and everyone was to busy to notice or the steam stopped then seeing!
Thats quite good actually!
Thats quite good actually!
Sheepy would be steemed lamb by then!
Ant wouldn't slowly dissolve!
Ant wouldn't slowly dissolve!
Damn you BJ! Yeah, you're right. I was suprised to find it was a true story mind.
Ok, here's another one.
Elitesniper, Sheepy, Grix, and bjlangley all go to the sauna on Fridays. Of course, in a sauna, no-one can see much at all, only as far as about a few inches from their face.
Every Friday, Elitesniper brings in his copy of EDGE magazine, and does nothing but read in the sauna. He doesn't mind his magazine getting a bit wet. After all, it will dry off.
SHEEPY always brings a themos, with piping hot tea inside. He simply waits in the steam, and drinks his tea.
Me? I bring nothing. I just sit there, and relax in the steam.
BJ brings in a pencil and paper, and does sketchs. His work doesn't get that wet, and, as I said before, it will dry.
One friday, after an hour in the sauna, everybody leaves, and are worried to find that Grix hasn't left yet.
They go back in, and find that Grix has been stabbed in the back.
Detective Ant, on call that night, searches the remaining three, and find no murder weapon. There is nothing left inside the sauna, and there are no windows, or vents to throw things down.
So who killed me? And how?
Ok, here's another one.
Elitesniper, Sheepy, Grix, and bjlangley all go to the sauna on Fridays. Of course, in a sauna, no-one can see much at all, only as far as about a few inches from their face.
Every Friday, Elitesniper brings in his copy of EDGE magazine, and does nothing but read in the sauna. He doesn't mind his magazine getting a bit wet. After all, it will dry off.
SHEEPY always brings a themos, with piping hot tea inside. He simply waits in the steam, and drinks his tea.
Me? I bring nothing. I just sit there, and relax in the steam.
BJ brings in a pencil and paper, and does sketchs. His work doesn't get that wet, and, as I said before, it will dry.
One friday, after an hour in the sauna, everybody leaves, and are worried to find that Grix hasn't left yet.
They go back in, and find that Grix has been stabbed in the back.
Detective Ant, on call that night, searches the remaining three, and find no murder weapon. There is nothing left inside the sauna, and there are no windows, or vents to throw things down.
So who killed me? And how?
He soffocated because of the face mask?
He had the map the wrong way round and walked into the forrsest got lost and was eaten by a wild ehhhhh bear!
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