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In medievil times, in France. "The Beast" is attacking people and the peasants are scared.
In comes two blokes, a roguish French dude and his Iriqoi Indian mate.
They talk a lot and then pursue The Beast.
The CGI for the Beast is naff. Roy Harryhausen could have done a better job.
However, with that aside I have to say this movie rocks.
Absolutely fantastic.
Loads of awesome fights, people killed with hatchets, slo-mo/speedy quick kung-fu action in rainy fields, vengeaful attacks on barbarian strongholds, nudey women, more fights, more nudey women, a bloke with Tribal tattoos going mental on 9 blokes in slo-mo/speedy quick.
Well worth watching.
Werewolf/awesome fight/nudey French women/tattooed indian ass-whupping goodness.
I'm buying this tomorrow along with Straw Dogs. I wasn't sure about this film before I rented it, but the moment the Iriqois Indian kicks all their heads in during the slo-mo rain fighty, I thought "Have some of this then" and enjoyed it to bits.
The Beasts a lioness, right? A big hefty lioness from Africa. As far as I can tell. That the one-armed bloke with the really cool bone sword stuck armour on and metal spikes and stuff. But it's still a lioness. Not a werewolf. :)
How the hell did Monica Belluci resurrect Chevalier bloke? Maybe she faked his death to get him out of prison, but he was in the ground for hours. I did think of this when first I saw it. Incidentially, she's in the Matrix sequels. Don't reckon she can beat being a Papal agent ho with a killer fan, to be honest.
Dubbing is alright in 70s kung-fu flicks, but apart from that it should be subtitles.
Dubbing ruins films.
This is not poncy film buff "ooh I want integrity and the director's original vision" speak, this is a fact.
Dubbing sounds balls because it's done in some studio by a person who invariably doesn't sound right. The speaking doesn't move in time with he lips and so makes the whole effort look disjointed. And, although directors often have to re-record lines as a dub if the mikes didn't pick up the character's lines well enough, if you record something in a studio you lose all the echoes, and all the atmosphere of the original location.
I prefer subtitles, though I don't mind there being a dub, so long as I can swtich it off. What really annoys me is films which don't give you an option. "City of the Lost Children" finally got a DVD release over here and was completely ruined by a compulsory English dub.
> I think it's already out mate.
> I know there's a 3-disc region 1 for £20 I've ordered, but
> region 2 is available as far as I know.
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Excellent. I want this film. All I wish is that I had the money for this.
This weeks DVDs:
Blade II £15
Chasing Amy £10
The Untouchables £10
Amelie £10
O Brother Where Art Thou/The Great Escape 2 for £20 deal
So basically I'm broke. But I don't really mind, Blade stabbed some vampires in the head, which made me feel better after watching the arty French movie that I only got because it was a tenner. But I enjoyed it.
How long is it, anyway?