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""BEST QUOTES""

This thread will hopefully fill with your favourite quotes be they Books or T.V.I have heard many funny quotes and though of sharing them with you all most of them came from Homer Simpson one of the lengends of Cartoons.
In the Simpsons one Sunday if you saw it the Simpsons were becoming broke so Homer thought that Marge should have a baby and sell it I forget what it is called and the quote I could not stop laughing at was "It's not uteru it's uterus." lol. :)
I have heard many more and will add another Simpsons Classic every 10 posts his thread gets so write your own and then I will mine.
"To Spam Or Not To Spam"
I think I am doing it right now.

Darkus wrote:
> "I ain't no bungee expert, but i don't think his head is supposed
> to be slamming into the ground like that"
>
> Will, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

*

That one's classic. Heh.

Anyway... it's not from a TV show or movie but here goes...

"Pass the red boo-ees on the right and the yellow boo-ees on the left!!!" - commentators, Wave Race: Blue Storm.

BOO-EES!!! CLASSIC!

One of my favourite quotes was in the second "Mission Impossible" film (MI2). Tom Cruise's boss wants the woman (i forget her name) to pretend she is still in love with an ex-boyfriend in order to obtain information....

-Tom Cruise disagrees, saying: "She isn't trained for this sort of thing"

-His boss comes back with the reply: "What? To sleep with a man and lie to him?...she's a woman, she has all the training she needs."



Its funny cos it's true.

A worthwhile one in these days of much anti-americanism:

From TOP SECRET:

Hillary: You're an American.
Nick: That's right.
Hillary: My uncle was born in America.
Nick: Oh really?
Hillary: But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.

"Magical Spell is Ei-Ei-Poo!"

Super Monkey Ball 2 - a motto I try to live up to every day.

"Hi I'm Troy Maclure. You might remember me from such public imformation films as 'Alice doesn't live anymore' and 'Mummy, whats wrong with that mans face?"

doublezero wrote:
"What? To sleep with a man
> and lie to him?...she's a woman, she has all the training she
> needs."

Yep, is wicked quote,and the bit before:

HUNT
I don't think I can get her to do it.

SWANBECK
You mean it will be difficult?

HUNT
Very!

SWANBECK
Well, this is not Mission
Difficult, Mr. Hunt, it's Mission
Impossible. Difficult should be a walk in the park for you...

From Evil Dead 3:

"Gimme some sugar baby"

Now that is class

"We're done done for. We're done done for! we're done diddly done for! We're done diddly doodley done diddly doodley done diddly doodley..."

(Ned by the way)

and this one from Pulp Fiction..

JULES
If you find my answers frightening, Vincent, you should cease askin' scary questions.

Xander - What am I going to do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! Four times five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two... Naked girls! Naked women! Naked Buffy! Oh, stop me!!!

Buffy - Xander! Is that all you think about?

Xander - Actually...? Bye!