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""BEST QUOTES""

This thread will hopefully fill with your favourite quotes be they Books or T.V.I have heard many funny quotes and though of sharing them with you all most of them came from Homer Simpson one of the lengends of Cartoons.
In the Simpsons one Sunday if you saw it the Simpsons were becoming broke so Homer thought that Marge should have a baby and sell it I forget what it is called and the quote I could not stop laughing at was "It's not uteru it's uterus." lol. :)
I have heard many more and will add another Simpsons Classic every 10 posts his thread gets so write your own and then I will mine.
"To Spam Or Not To Spam"
I think I am doing it right now.

I know there are quite a few Simpsons quotes in here already, but this is one of my favourites; it's in the episode when the family move to a new town and Homer works for evil genius Hank Scorpio. (He's like a James Bond bad guy...)

Anyway, Homer sees an old hat signed by Tom Landry (whoever that is) in a sports memorabilia store.

Bart: Why don't you buy it?

Homer: Its too expensive, only rich, corporate guys like me can afford that...

[Homer thinks to himself...]

Homer: Wait a minute... guys like me?... I'M A GUY LIKE ME!

Scrubs one, it's not word for word at all though.

Intern: Who's Carla?

Dr Cox: If that intern was eves dropping he better get outta here right now.

*Intern gets up*

Dr Cox: If he was listening to me again then he wouldn't be leaving.

*Intern sits back down*


I know it is majorly wrong so someone please correct me! (:)

No it's a skunk!
It's a skunk with wheels!

Mr. Burns: Smithers, I have a rocket in my pocket
Smithers: You don't have to tell me that sir.

gerrid wrote:
> Ahhh. I can;t say my favoutrite qoute from a film, because it's too
> 'offensive'.
> Oh well.
>
> "wear this jerry"
> "why?"
> "it makes you look ill"

I knew you'd say that.

Ahhh. I can;t say my favoutrite qoute from a film, because it's too 'offensive'.
Oh well.

"wear this jerry"
"why?"
"it makes you look ill"

Random Film with jamaicans:-
" Hurry up mun! I gotta dead muder dat moves faster than you!"

NICE TO SEE YA TA SEE YA

*poorly paid man runs infront of audience with cue card saying SHOUT NICE*

NICE

Another simpsons one.
You might have saw this one on BBC 2 well the story was that Liza thought she was going to become dumb and Homer Brings all the relations to prove her wrong.The Quote is:
Homer: "well what do you do"
Cousin: "I shoot birds at the airport"

One form Pulp Fiction..
MMMMMMM... this is a tastey burger.