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"Could this be World War 3?"

America have an annoying President, and a very big army.
England have an annoying Prime Minister and a very big army.

Iraq have some very dangerous weapons.

They seem even enough for this to escalate to much more.

If it's a war, I have 14 serious illnesses, I'm allergic to Clothing and I'm a very tall 4-year old.

I have a two bed flat dedicated to such a cause.

Can we have a new forum for domestic disputes please ?

Hev2222 wrote:
> maybe i have chosen the wrong boyfriend

Perhaps you have.

You never believe a word I say, you're obsessed with belittling me, you tell me your problems without any real intention of ever taking my advice, you treat me like I'm stupid and all too often assume you know what's best for me.

Sometimes I wonder if you wanted a boyfriend or a pet girbil.

I could probably kill you just by looking at you.

*grrnnnngggg*

Now I have a headache.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> Plus, this one time, I beat up an elephant....

lol

Ingenium Bartender wrote:
> I was hard as nails, and school bully of the time.

We're all very proud of you.



Still I shouldn't mock. Having once sat in a tank on a demonstration day, God knows what Rambo style revenge you could wreak.

Plus, this one time, I beat up an elephant and drove him to bits in my tank that I got from christmas when I was 9.

Ingenium Bartender wrote:
> Hev2222 wrote:
> i remember you were, yes........
>
> Must have been having a good day.

maybe i have chosen the wrong boyfriend

Insane Bartender wrote:

Lots of stuff


He he he ;)

And I could easily kick the face of a rampaging Ghurka, using only a sharp pointy stick.