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"Funny Poems."

Right you might have heard this but i am sorry if it may offend you (parents).

When i was young i had a tug.
I b|urt£d on the bathroom rug
My mama came in said "whats that smell"
I said "its cheddar of my bell.

So what was it like.

Post some of your own poems and see what we think of them.


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P.S. SR dont ban me, i just wanted to see if people like it, if it is not alowed feel free to deleted it OK.

Does these forums usually attract simple folk?

Technomage wrote:
> There was a young man from Mauritius,
> who said that last f**k was delicious.
> But next time I come,
> it'll be up ur bum
> cos that scab on your muf; looks suspicious.

i got this one on my mobile dunno who from though.

Intoxicated Hippy wrote:
> Oh now these are funny, do you write your own material.....

Not that intelligent. Me m8 sittin next to me did.

Oh now these are funny, do you write your own material.....

There was a young man from Mauritius,
who said that last f**k was delicious.
But next time I come,
it'll be up ur bum
cos that scab on your muf; looks suspicious.

When i was young i had a tug.
I b|urt£d on the bathroom rug
My mama came in said "whats that smell"
I said "its cheddar of my bell.

Yakkidy Yak, Dont Come Back.


TYhis is the full poem, i noticed after i posted it.

Right you might have heard this but i am sorry if it may offend you (parents).

When i was young i had a tug.
I b|urt£d on the bathroom rug
My mama came in said "whats that smell"
I said "its cheddar of my bell.

So what was it like.

Post some of your own poems and see what we think of them.


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P.S. SR dont ban me, i just wanted to see if people like it, if it is not alowed feel free to deleted it OK.