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"Funny Poems."

Right you might have heard this but i am sorry if it may offend you (parents).

When i was young i had a tug.
I b|urt£d on the bathroom rug
My mama came in said "whats that smell"
I said "its cheddar of my bell.

So what was it like.

Post some of your own poems and see what we think of them.


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P.S. SR dont ban me, i just wanted to see if people like it, if it is not alowed feel free to deleted it OK.

Intoxicated Hippy wrote:
> Few, if you hadn't said you where jokin then your comments may have
> sent me over the egde.

Damn i knew i shouldn't have said.

Few, if you hadn't said you where jokin then your comments may have sent me over the egde.

He's gay, he's bent,
Is @SS is up for rent,
Hippy, Hippy, Hippy.

Only joking Hippy.

Take comfort in the fact that it could be worse, you could be a 1 legged pygmy male from outer Mongolia who travels with the Circus as part of the freakshow.

Now that would be worse...but only just

I saw the face of misery
While looking into a child's eyes
How could a country so strong
Suffer such a great demise.
From slavery to the great depression,
America has seen it all
Why is it as we've begun to come together
It is now that we fall?
Now I know what it means to be an American
As citizens we share a common vein
Race,color,sex or creed cannot divide us
When the pain we feel is the same.
Today, people lost friends and family
I have lost my peace of mind
Because today I was reminded
Of how the world can be so unkind.
We took for granted what God gave us.
We forgot what it means to be free
Remember now! As the nation sits in stunned silence.
Grieving, "from sea to shining sea."


This is a great poem not funny but great.

I craved attention,
At a Star Wars convention,
So I hurled all over the floor.
Miss Leia was p!$$ed,
Cuz I barely missed,
And Darth Vadar ran straight to the door.

Straight into the loo,
Darth Vadar flew,
For he had thrown up with Luke.
But that helmet he wears,
Has no holes for air,
So he was soon drowning in puke.

So here lies Darth,
After dealing with barf,
He snuffed it right there in the bogs.
With his head down the crapper,
He was helped up by Parappa,
But slipped and choked to death on a log.


Well, there it is. I'm new here, so I thought I'd kick off as I mean to go on, with utter disgust and horrifying thoughts, as it was meant to be. You can look all over the net for this poem if us want, but u won't find it anywhere but here, cuz I wrote it. Sometimes my own brilliance amazes me (yeah, brilliance, whatever). Hope I've made a good impression. And remember kids, don't do drugs, smoke them. Thankyou, I'll be here all week, cuz the door's locked.

P.S. What was Parappa doing at a Star Wars convention I hear you ask? You really don't know do you? Well, me neither. It just rhymed, ok? Don't judge me, judge yourself!

Intoxicated Hippy wrote:
> Does these forums usually attract simple folk?

Yes, that's why you're here.

Thought So.

I'll take that as a yes.

Intoxicated Hippy wrote:
> Does these forums usually attract simple folk?

doesn't look like.