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"Kids tv nowdays utter tripe."

AS a lowly student i obviously have far to much time on my hands I am internet hooked and a master of daytime tv! It has stuck me whilst reading the modern bible (tv guide) that Kids nowadays have utter crap on tv. Were as my generation had quality programs like turtles the get Tweenies and other crap. Personally I blame Rosie and Jim the people who began the corruption of modern day kids TV. this was followed by utter sh!te like power rangers and the likes. I am afraid for this generation they will become weird with such rubbish on tv and society will decay.

Save the youth of today!

TV does not suck. Take that back you indred n00b. TAKE IT BACK OR DIE!
I have bLADES, man...blades.

Correction, TV sucks full stop. The schedule seems to be prepared by a bunch of balimic cosovans who have absoloutly no grasp on the fact that not everyone gives a flying **** about what Peggie Mitchell's having for Breakfast or how a bunch of second grade retards that call themselves celebrity's survive in the Jungle.

If I see an advert for one more of the fudgin 'reality' TV shows then I'm gonna scream, what's real about being locked in a house for 2 months with a bunch of retards who every so often have a fight over who's pi$$ed in the shower.

Last time I saw it they made the Salon thing. Went totally wrong of course. The Barbie doll fell off the chair and rolled across the table.
"Obviously your Doll won't do that because you'll have more time to make a sturdier chair for her"

I'll be suprised if the kids watching even knew what "sturdy" means.

Oh oh! And the bit at the end of every show where they have these stupid dance groups flinging themselves across the studio and landing on their-****s. Then having the moron mooks clapping like seals when they're finished.

"Wow Jimmy that was excellent, so how long have you been in the National Ballet Dancing Ball Throwing in the name of Art Association?"
"Erm,err umm err three years"
"Wow,thats amazing! And you're only five!"
"Six"

Phft.

Wow, look at me in full rant mode.

I made that Tracy Island. I didn't think that they made things on Blue Peter anymore. I thought that they just made Sunflowers and ran crappy competitions.

It's always been patronising but now it just takes the-***s. At least I could stand to watch it when there wasn't anything else on but now it just makes me want to jam a rusty nail in my eye and throw stuff at the TV.

Remember when Anthea Turner made Tracy Island? To say it was on Blue Peter and *ahem* she made it from scratch, it was pretty cool.

Now all they can think up is a Hair Salon for your dollies.

Morons.

"This week we are going to clean out the Blue Peter pond in the Blue Peter Garden for the first time in fifteen years"

*Bint climbs into the pond and almost slipping and smacking her face on the concrete*

"Be careful, its slippy"

*Nic repeatedly smacks her face*

I hate Blue Peter so much.
I can't bring myself to watch it. It's just so bad. So incredibly bad, they're so patronising.

It's not Rosie and Jim's fault. It's CITV's and CBBCs.
Remember when it was just a voice who presented CITV? And the CBBC Broom Cuboard? Back then Kids TV ruled.
Knightmare, ReBoot, Transformers, Thundercats, He-Man, Defenders of the Earth, Centurians etc.

Ever since CBBC and CITV switched to Slack jawed inbred morons presenters (Don't get me started on Otis the ******* Aardvark.)The programmes have spiraled into a brightly colored happy go MUUUUUUH-fest(it's a word).
Angelmouse,Titch,Teletubbies,Tweenies and a hundred carbon copies of Pokémon.

Even Blue Peter has gotten worse!

Back then Cartoons were violent.People died in them,the world would be at risk from being destroyed or frozen or covered with lava each week. Now the most horrific thing cartoon writers can think up is how "Titch" can bake a cake for grandpa's brithday without him finding out and ruining the *ucking suprise.

The writers grew up watching decent cartoons, how in God's name do they come up with this crap?

URRRRRRGH, now I feel old.

You meantioned all of the crappy kids programmes except for two:

Pokémon and Digimon!

How can you miss them? They are so crap that you can't miss them!

Bucky O'Hare. I loved that programme sooo much. That has made me feel better. Oh the memories.
*smiles*

Bring back Bucky O' Hare!

:D