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"I think I've got piles."

Seriously. IT hurts when I poo-poo and everything. Sometimes my ring gets itchy. Can we have a health forum around here any time soon?

Er, discuss.

Or something.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

This thread is just wrong on so many levels.
Tell us about your sexual exploits, tell of your movies and game passions but do not, and I cannot stress this enough, talk of bum grapes.

I've got a sore big toe, do we have an in house doctor or something??

One day in the forest there was a rabbit and a bear taking a crap. So
the bear looks over to the rabbit and says "Say, do you have problems
with poo sticking to your fur?" and the rabbit says "No" so the bear
wipes his a$s with the rabbit.

Buy that Bum Spray they've started advertising on TV. Worked wonders for the fat guy at the opera.

brad@specialreserve wrote:
> In that case go see a doctor, instead of spurting rubish like this.

Going by the topic theme, wouldn't have been more appropiate to say "... instead of spurting crap ..." :-D

Talking of rubish - it is what this forum was designed for.
This forum takes the rubish and spam to keep Prime clean. :-)

SHEEPY wrote:
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Hmm, I'd see if it still hurts in a f ew dayus... ha ha, I was just typing that and this fit brunette walked past my window. My eyes followed her, and my typing went all weird. Anyway, wait to see if it still feels odd in a couple of days, then go see a doctor. You don't want to go just for him to slap you and say "Stop being such a wuss, it's not piles"

So wait a bit

Are you sure you haven't just been bending over in front of Dave again? You know what he's like...

Better you than me