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"I think I've got piles."

Seriously. IT hurts when I poo-poo and everything. Sometimes my ring gets itchy. Can we have a health forum around here any time soon?

Er, discuss.

Or something.

This topic gives me the dry heaves.

take this kinda stuff outside your honour, I don't wanna hear about your faeces

Your Honour wrote:
> I bought some of that Anusol Cream stuff, and it seems to be
> working.
>
> Just thought I'd keep you all up to date...

Is that the stuff with the 'one size fits all' glove?

I bought some of that Anusol Cream stuff, and it seems to be working.

Just thought I'd keep you all up to date...

Craw wrote:
> One day in the forest there was a rabbit and a bear taking a crap.
> So
> the bear looks over to the rabbit and says "Say, do you have
> problems
> with poo sticking to your fur?" and the rabbit says
> "No" so the bear
> wipes his a$s with the rabbit.


Reminds me of another joke...

A bear and a rabbit happen upon a genie in a forest (no more unlikely than talking animals). The genie grants each of them three wishes.
"For my first wish" says the bear. "I wish that I was the only male bear in this forest"
"It is done" replied the genie, turning to the rabbit.
"For my first wish" says the rabbit. "I would like a motorcycle". Upon saying this, a rabbit sized 450cc Yamaha appears by his side. The rabbit straddles the cycle as the bear makes his second wish.
"I wish" said the bear, "that all of the female bears in this forest were constantly in heat"
"It is done" replied the genie. He turns again to the rabbit for his second wish.
"For my next wish, I'd like a motorcycle helmet" says the rabbit. The genie obligingly conjures up a helmet, and hands it to the rabbit, who puts it on.
The bear can't believe it. The rabbit has wasted two of his wishes, you wouldn't have caught him wasting wishes like that.
"For my final wish" said the bear, thinking very carefully "I wish that I had an such an incredibly high sex drive, that all the females in this forest would not be too much for me to handle."
"It is done" replies the genie. "And Mr Rabbit, what would you final wish be?"
"Well" replies the rabbit on his new motorcycle, revving up the engine, preparing a speedy exit. "I wish that Mr Bear was gay"

LOL at whole thread.

Your Honour returns to tell us about his toilet struggles.

You noobs really are wearing these forums down.

i REALLY wanted to know that.

Thanks for letting the whole world know

It's common knowledge now that YH is a hemaphrodite.....

Don't say I dodn't warn you, it's definately not piles!!!!

;)