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"Goatboy in "Not Miserable Post" shock"

I usually indulge my angsty, tortured side in this forum where the grown-ups live, but today I just want to share my retardly happy side for a change.

Went out last night to a local pub, ended up spending the night chatting to a lass into ROCK music that happens to love videogames. She's fit.
And I bump into a guy I used to work with about 4 years ago, got his mobile number and can't wait to meet up with him.
Took the rock-chick back to her place as she was too drunk to drive her car (although not plastered, just over the limit)and went in for "a cup of tea".
Looking at her CD collection:
Corrosion on Conformity, Clutch, Slayer, Tool, Soulfly, Sepultura, Soil, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Helmet, White Zombie. Basically a female version of me. (god forbid)
Sit up until 7am talking, smoking and listening to ROCK. "You can stay here if you want" and she heads to bed with "Sleep in here with me, I won't bite"
Didn't pole her, just a nice fumbly then sleep.
Woke up at 2pm, had breakfast and some more fumbly.

Back at home now, bacon sandwich in hand before I head out to London to meet up with a lass I saw on Monday. She's a dancer (ballet and art-school, not pervy) and I've been given the go-ahead to kip on her sofa tonight.
Yeah right.
And have the new Queens of The Stone Age CD, also sitting here listening to new Clutch tracks.

This has been a really, really enjoyable weekend.
No X-rated activity, just good music, seeing a good mate from years back, a nice almost-teenage-again snog before falling asleep beside rock-chick.
New CDs, out again tonight, bacon sandwiches and I am in the best goddamn band in the land.

No "Whoa is life" crap from me for a while yet, and don't expect any posts from me until tomorrow afternoon.

*runs hands through hair*
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

A female version of MoJo... God, she'd be dead lazy yet dead motivated (for certain things) she'd air guitar and air drum CONSTANTLY, she'd be really fussy about what she eats, she'd always be staying up till 3am then sleeping in till 3pm. And she'd spend more time on her computer than outside (I swear if I worked out the hours, during the holidays I'm on my computer more than anything else)

Oh, and she'd love films like Armageddon, which other people think are poop

Goatboy wrote:
> Didn't pole her, just a nice fumbly then sleep.

You should write romance novels for a living.
"She slowly gazed into his deep brown eyes - and then he totally poled her..."

Heh, a female Goatboy. Doing exactly the same thing behind his back. Not that he'd mind, of course. In fact, he'd positively encourage it, but only if he could watch.

A female version of me? I couldn't imagine anything more terrifying.

Teacher: What do you want to do when your older Sheepy?

Sheepy: Do a Goatboy

Starlight wrote:
I
> think we need to ask the love goat who is he going to pick.

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Pick?
Choose between them?
"Here are two women that dont know each other. You can either have both and enjoy being you, or just the one and go for walks in the park and buy little presents for each other"

*shakes head*

That's someone else you're thinking of.
I'm having both and then listening to Clutch and smoking like an ape

*hollers and thumps chest*

It's 21:24 and I've just woken up, having fallen asleep when I got back about 3pm.

Superb weekend.
Went last night to see the lass from Monday. Went to the pub then for a meal in a cool little Italian place.
Got back about 11pm and watched tv. Which means laying on the sofa, trying to concentrate on the movie with her laying down, head in my lap and Goatboy praying "Please don't poke her in the cheek, please don't poke her in the cheek" whilst thinking of all manner of non-arousing things.
I mean, you have to pretend to be polite for a while don't you?

Gets to about 3am and tv is forgotten,"We should go upstairs if we're going to do this" says she, "Flatmates could come back".
She goes upstairs, I go sit in the garden and have a smoke and nod my head with Clutch playing in the background thinking "Yep, you rule".
Go upstairs and (censored).
Wake up about midday, get chucked out because she's going out in the afternoon.

Drive home reliving the weekend, mate txts me with a comment that has me crying with laughter, I mean there I am trying to drive and I'm shaking like a dog taking a dump.

Then sleep.
Then wake up 20 mins ago and eat.
Now I'm going for a bath, a smoke in the garden then sleep. Ready for work and rehearsals tomorrow night.

It's a hard life.

(A morning one would be nice, so I can smash it in your face.)

Shut up, you'll start riots.

(Mm.)

Again.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> (Now, you see, that would actually be HIDING from your problems, not
> FACING them. There's a rather large and important difference.)

your completely right, do you want a gold star little boy? ;)

It's amazing how similar Goatboy is to my mate's older brother

Except that Goatboy has about 30 years on him, hur hur hur

Goatboy wrote:

> Didn't pole her, just a nice fumbly then sleep.

heh heheh heh.

that made me laugh.