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"I nearly died of laughter"

The funniest thing ever has just taken place...

I turned on my mobile phone for first time in month to check balance and stuff...

I got couple of text from mates about two weeks old and also one telling me I had a new voice message.

I thought this was strange as knowbody phones me... anyway I pressed 901 and got stupid woman going on about voicemail:

You have 2 new messages:

Then this English woman I don't know starts talking:

" Hi Paul... I phonned your house but your not in... anyway it's me phone me back "

Then again:

" Hi Paul... answer the phone... right if you get this...

WAIT FOR IT

... I'll come round tonight with the handcuffs.


HA HA HA HA

I really really nearly died of laughing

I've left it on incase she phones again so I can tell her she has the wrong number

Oh superb

inside where ?

I

It was insane laughter

It hurt

Think I damaged my insides :)

Steady on Mojojo from Newcastlio. Myst wants me! EVERY girl wants me ...that's why they call me Casanova.

Come on the toon! I'm from there too you know.

*gives Mojo a smirky smile*

to take the naughty man to the police station , the one we call sheepy...

I wonder what you could use the handcuffs for :<)

Argh! Don't take that the wrong way, Myst!

(I'll get the whip shall I?)

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> *slaps Myst on the wrist*
>
> Bad girl
*****
I know
;o)

:) lol

*slaps Myst on the wrist*

Bad girl

I once got a wrong number voice mail. Some woman was like "Hi, it's 9:30, I'm just on my way to the office, I'll see you later" or something. Good job I got free voice mails, otherise I would've been pretty angry at some stranger wasting my money