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"I nearly died of laughter"

The funniest thing ever has just taken place...

I turned on my mobile phone for first time in month to check balance and stuff...

I got couple of text from mates about two weeks old and also one telling me I had a new voice message.

I thought this was strange as knowbody phones me... anyway I pressed 901 and got stupid woman going on about voicemail:

You have 2 new messages:

Then this English woman I don't know starts talking:

" Hi Paul... I phonned your house but your not in... anyway it's me phone me back "

Then again:

" Hi Paul... answer the phone... right if you get this...

WAIT FOR IT

... I'll come round tonight with the handcuffs.


HA HA HA HA

I really really nearly died of laughing

I've left it on incase she phones again so I can tell her she has the wrong number

Oh superb

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Argh! Don't take that the wrong way, Myst!
>
> (I'll get the whip shall I?)

Be careful MoJo. Like Tony has said many a time, who knows what gender Myst is??

:-D

Maybe she's erm...a police woman. And she, err, borrowed some handcuffs from here male friend policeman after losing here own. A few days later, she found her handcuffs, and decided to give the ones she borrowed back.

Or maybe it was what we all think it was....

I'm not talking about food if thats what you think...

probably not the way you mean either :)

I wouldn't be surprised if there was some eating going on, but proberly not in the way you mean...

maybe she wanted to kill him , first she would tease him with you know what , then hand cuff him to the bed and eat him or something .

PoSh KiD wrote:
> *gives Mojo a smirky smile*

Ooer.

looks like paul is a lucky guy :p

hahhahahahhah if that happen to me i would call back and bust on her so badly

Indian-DudeY2K wrote:
> inside where ?

Hur Hur