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"Broke Into A House Yesterday"

The front door was locked, no one was home. I tried the back door. Locked.

Around the back of the house I notice that one of the windows wasn't closed properly, it wasn't on it's latch.

It's just a tiny window, but after fetching a piece of garden furniture, I can pull it open. Once I pulled in open, I could get my hand in to open one of the latches on the large window. I couldn't reach the latch at the bottom though, so I looked around the garden. There was a large metal spoon sitting there, no doubt having been used for some gardening purpose. I picked this up, and reaching in through the little window I was able to pull the second latch out of position, and get the window open.

Seconds later I was in, I closed the window up quickly so no one would see that it had been open.

It only took 5 minutes, and I was in. Nothing broken, no signs of a break in.

It was my own house, after having locked my keys in, but it took me just a couple of minutes to find a way in. How long would it take a proffessional?

I'll be double checking all the windows next time I go out. I'll be buggered if I leave my keys inside again though.

Actually.. I had an extremely similar experience 2 months ago...
Is this a co-incidence or is it 'Paranoid times' material?

GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!

My next door neighbour tried to climb up his dome shaped conseratory to get into his house...

I found it quite funny when he slipped and fell off!

He rolled down the side of it and landed in his next door neighbours garden!

I don't care if he cut all his arm, it was funny!

i like spaghetti... maybe that doesnt make much sense... but think about it and you'll never forget your keys again

Well, you never know!

½pint wrote:
> an Inset day at school

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I thought you'd said incest day for a second there! Heh

I once locked myself out on an Inset day at school, I was going into town and I thought that my parents would be home from work before I got back. Turns out I got back at 1 in the afternoon, and both my parents worked late that evening. I tried with all my might to get in, but no matter what I did I couldn't get my hand through the letter box to open the latch on the front door. :@

Was that last week, Snuggers?

I remember being around my mate's house (he lived next door) when we were young, and we climbed out of his bog window onto the kitchen extension, onto the fence then onto the floor. You could do the same from my bog window too. Not sure if I'd fit now though....

I once climbed out of my window onto my back porch, then tried to climb back in and alsmot got stuck. Then had to wait for my parents to get back, sat on the porch round the back of my house. Just thought I'd tell you.

I have given all your names to the police.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> And no, I didn't fall in the toilet. Nearly though.

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You have no idea how much money I'd pay to see a video of that actually happening