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I, like many other esteemed members of the world, have MSN Messanger. But one flaw has led to me being hassled by something rather out of the ordinary....
A shemale.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term "shemale", I will spell it out for you. A shemale is a person who has the genitals of one sex, but the facial prowess of the opposite sex.
My inexperience with shemales has led me to ask the following questions, and I'd appreciate it if some of you could answer them for me:
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When a cruise ship is sinking and it's "women and children first", what do shemales come under?
Do shemales use the ladies, or the gents?
When women were finally allowed to vote, did that include shemales too?
When a shemale has sex, who does the penatration?
If a shemale goes in for a sex change, what the hell does the surgeon do?
If a shemale is a single parent, are they entitled to single mothers' benefits, or single fathers'?
If 2 shemales have sex, what is pops out 9 months later?
If a shemale goes into a corner shop, does it buy a Yorkie?
If a shemale falls and there's no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
If a shemale is searched for crack, what do the dogs do when they find a sausage too?
Is a shemale's place at home in the kitchen, or at work earning an honest crust?
If a shemale had beaten Neil Armstrong to the moon, would it have been the first man on the moon, or the first woman?
What is a shemale's natural habitat?
Are shemales mythical creatures?
Do shemales use aftershave, or perfume?
Does a shemale start getting its' pension at 60, or 65?
How long can a shemale hold its' breath?
Is a shemale the bride, or the groom?
Does a shemale go to a barber, or a hairdresser?
Are shemales covered by the Data Protection Act?
Is it polite to open a door for a shemale?
Can a shemale be a feminist?
If a shemale goes to buy pornography, which end of the shop does it go to?
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Thanks.
Special mention needs to go to Undead and Edgy, as both of them supplied some of the questions listed above.
But more importantly, if you see a shemale in your local park, tel your parents, or the nearest old-man.
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> do you guys over there have south park the show they make fun of
> shemales alot
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> the mother of erik was actually his father because she was a
> shemales
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> *
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> Yes we have South Park and yes we know about Cartman's mom, but she's
> not technically a shemale 'cos she has organs of BOTH male and female.
> Shemales only have one or the other.
wowness i forget that
> do you guys over there have south park the show they make fun of
> shemales alot
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> the mother of erik was actually his father because she was a shemales
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Yes we have South Park and yes we know about Cartman's mom, but she's not technically a shemale 'cos she has organs of BOTH male and female. Shemales only have one or the other.
the mother of erik was actually his father because she was a shemales
*Bows to Dark Mark*
I, like many other esteemed members of the world, have MSN Messanger. But one flaw has led to me being hassled by something rather out of the ordinary....
A shemale.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term "shemale", I will spell it out for you. A shemale is a person who has the genitals of one sex, but the facial prowess of the opposite sex.
My inexperience with shemales has led me to ask the following questions, and I'd appreciate it if some of you could answer them for me:
-----
When a cruise ship is sinking and it's "women and children first", what do shemales come under?
Do shemales use the ladies, or the gents?
When women were finally allowed to vote, did that include shemales too?
When a shemale has sex, who does the penatration?
If a shemale goes in for a sex change, what the hell does the surgeon do?
If a shemale is a single parent, are they entitled to single mothers' benefits, or single fathers'?
If 2 shemales have sex, what is pops out 9 months later?
If a shemale goes into a corner shop, does it buy a Yorkie?
If a shemale falls and there's no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
If a shemale is searched for crack, what do the dogs do when they find a sausage too?
Is a shemale's place at home in the kitchen, or at work earning an honest crust?
If a shemale had beaten Neil Armstrong to the moon, would it have been the first man on the moon, or the first woman?
What is a shemale's natural habitat?
Are shemales mythical creatures?
Do shemales use aftershave, or perfume?
Does a shemale start getting its' pension at 60, or 65?
How long can a shemale hold its' breath?
Is a shemale the bride, or the groom?
Does a shemale go to a barber, or a hairdresser?
Are shemales covered by the Data Protection Act?
Is it polite to open a door for a shemale?
Can a shemale be a feminist?
If a shemale goes to buy pornography, which end of the shop does it go to?
----------
Thanks.
Special mention needs to go to Undead and Edgy, as both of them supplied some of the questions listed above.