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Today, myself and Undead were recalling "classic" jokes, and Undead recalled the "Shemales" topic I posted. Well we thought that it was such a classic that it deserved to be posted again. So... here it is again for all those who missed it, or were not signed up on Gameaday when I posted it...
I, like many other esteemed members of the world, have MSN Messanger. But one flaw has led to me being hassled by something rather out of the ordinary....
A shemale.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term "shemale", I will spell it out for you. A shemale is a person who has the genitals of one sex, but the facial prowess of the opposite sex.
My inexperience with shemales has led me to ask the following questions, and I'd appreciate it if some of you could answer them for me:
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When a cruise ship is sinking and it's "women and children first", what do shemales come under?
Do shemales use the ladies, or the gents?
When women were finally allowed to vote, did that include shemales too?
When a shemale has sex, who does the penatration?
If a shemale goes in for a sex change, what the hell does the surgeon do?
If a shemale is a single parent, are they entitled to single mothers' benefits, or single fathers'?
If 2 shemales have sex, what is pops out 9 months later?
If a shemale goes into a corner shop, does it buy a Yorkie?
If a shemale falls and there's no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
If a shemale is searched for crack, what do the dogs do when they find a sausage too?
Is a shemale's place at home in the kitchen, or at work earning an honest crust?
If a shemale had beaten Neil Armstrong to the moon, would it have been the first man on the moon, or the first woman?
What is a shemale's natural habitat?
Are shemales mythical creatures?
Do shemales use aftershave, or perfume?
Does a shemale start getting its' pension at 60, or 65?
How long can a shemale hold its' breath?
Is a shemale the bride, or the groom?
Does a shemale go to a barber, or a hairdresser?
Are shemales covered by the Data Protection Act?
Is it polite to open a door for a shemale?
Can a shemale be a feminist?
If a shemale goes to buy pornography, which end of the shop does it go to?
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Thanks.
Special mention needs to go to Undead and Edgy, as both of them supplied some of the questions listed above.
I, like many other esteemed members of the world, have MSN Messanger. But one flaw has led to me being hassled by something rather out of the ordinary....
A shemale.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term "shemale", I will spell it out for you. A shemale is a person who has the genitals of one sex, but the facial prowess of the opposite sex.
My inexperience with shemales has led me to ask the following questions, and I'd appreciate it if some of you could answer them for me:
-----
When a cruise ship is sinking and it's "women and children first", what do shemales come under?
Do shemales use the ladies, or the gents?
When women were finally allowed to vote, did that include shemales too?
When a shemale has sex, who does the penatration?
If a shemale goes in for a sex change, what the hell does the surgeon do?
If a shemale is a single parent, are they entitled to single mothers' benefits, or single fathers'?
If 2 shemales have sex, what is pops out 9 months later?
If a shemale goes into a corner shop, does it buy a Yorkie?
If a shemale falls and there's no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
If a shemale is searched for crack, what do the dogs do when they find a sausage too?
Is a shemale's place at home in the kitchen, or at work earning an honest crust?
If a shemale had beaten Neil Armstrong to the moon, would it have been the first man on the moon, or the first woman?
What is a shemale's natural habitat?
Are shemales mythical creatures?
Do shemales use aftershave, or perfume?
Does a shemale start getting its' pension at 60, or 65?
How long can a shemale hold its' breath?
Is a shemale the bride, or the groom?
Does a shemale go to a barber, or a hairdresser?
Are shemales covered by the Data Protection Act?
Is it polite to open a door for a shemale?
Can a shemale be a feminist?
If a shemale goes to buy pornography, which end of the shop does it go to?
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Thanks.
Special mention needs to go to Undead and Edgy, as both of them supplied some of the questions listed above.
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No no, you are right DC..did you take the Anti-Shemale course aswell?
Well, if you did or didn't, you can be officially recognised as a MAS member (Mission Against Shemales). All you have to do is prove your utter distaste at shemales, and I think you've shown enough, so you are in. Be happy :D
Well, if you did or didn't, you can be officially recognised as a MAS member (Mission Against Shemales). All you have to do is prove your utter distaste at shemales, and I think you've shown enough, so you are in. Be happy :D
Dark Mark wrote:
> Undead wrote:
> Lol Drunk Cow.
>
> I's best only to look at them. But even then, it leaves a weird
> thingy
> in your eyes, like when you look at the sun.
>
>
> *
>
> You must always remember to wear sunglasses when there are shemales in
> close proximity, and NEVER stare directly at a shemale.
if you forget not to stare you will have give bumps on your private parts in the morning
and also a weak bladder
ssssssssssssssssss sorry :(
> Undead wrote:
> Lol Drunk Cow.
>
> I's best only to look at them. But even then, it leaves a weird
> thingy
> in your eyes, like when you look at the sun.
>
>
> *
>
> You must always remember to wear sunglasses when there are shemales in
> close proximity, and NEVER stare directly at a shemale.
if you forget not to stare you will have give bumps on your private parts in the morning
and also a weak bladder
ssssssssssssssssss sorry :(
Has anyone ever laid eyes on the mysterious supervillian roaming the UK? It's called She-Man, and apparently it got its' powers from a radioactive shemale...
Sun Cream.
Yes, Sun Cream dispells any symptoms of your encounter with a shemale. It is strongly advised by nuclear scientists that you use this.
Yes, Sun Cream dispells any symptoms of your encounter with a shemale. It is strongly advised by nuclear scientists that you use this.
Undead wrote:
> Lol Drunk Cow.
>
> I's best only to look at them. But even then, it leaves a weird thingy
> in your eyes, like when you look at the sun.
*
You must always remember to wear sunglasses when there are shemales in close proximity, and NEVER stare directly at a shemale.
> Lol Drunk Cow.
>
> I's best only to look at them. But even then, it leaves a weird thingy
> in your eyes, like when you look at the sun.
*
You must always remember to wear sunglasses when there are shemales in close proximity, and NEVER stare directly at a shemale.
Lol Drunk Cow.
I's best only to look at them. But even then, it leaves a weird thingy in your eyes, like when you look at the sun.
I's best only to look at them. But even then, it leaves a weird thingy in your eyes, like when you look at the sun.
Undead wrote:
> Also, on encountering a shemale, bath in acid, even if they didn't
> touch you.
>
> The germs leave an inexplicable stench on your private-parts.
ill have that in mind after my daily shemale licking excersises
> Also, on encountering a shemale, bath in acid, even if they didn't
> touch you.
>
> The germs leave an inexplicable stench on your private-parts.
ill have that in mind after my daily shemale licking excersises
"A shemale is a person who has the genitals of one sex, but the facial prowess of the opposite sex."
*Cough!* Michael Jackson *Cough!*
*Cough!* Michael Jackson *Cough!*
Also, on encountering a shemale, bath in acid, even if they didn't touch you.
The germs leave an inexplicable stench on your private-parts.
The germs leave an inexplicable stench on your private-parts.
... and do NOT, I repeat do NOT, accept sweets from shemales.
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