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"Shemales: For a new generation of GADers..."

Today, myself and Undead were recalling "classic" jokes, and Undead recalled the "Shemales" topic I posted. Well we thought that it was such a classic that it deserved to be posted again. So... here it is again for all those who missed it, or were not signed up on Gameaday when I posted it...




I, like many other esteemed members of the world, have MSN Messanger. But one flaw has led to me being hassled by something rather out of the ordinary....

A shemale.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term "shemale", I will spell it out for you. A shemale is a person who has the genitals of one sex, but the facial prowess of the opposite sex.

My inexperience with shemales has led me to ask the following questions, and I'd appreciate it if some of you could answer them for me:

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When a cruise ship is sinking and it's "women and children first", what do shemales come under?

Do shemales use the ladies, or the gents?

When women were finally allowed to vote, did that include shemales too?

When a shemale has sex, who does the penatration?

If a shemale goes in for a sex change, what the hell does the surgeon do?

If a shemale is a single parent, are they entitled to single mothers' benefits, or single fathers'?

If 2 shemales have sex, what is pops out 9 months later?

If a shemale goes into a corner shop, does it buy a Yorkie?

If a shemale falls and there's no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

If a shemale is searched for crack, what do the dogs do when they find a sausage too?

Is a shemale's place at home in the kitchen, or at work earning an honest crust?

If a shemale had beaten Neil Armstrong to the moon, would it have been the first man on the moon, or the first woman?

What is a shemale's natural habitat?

Are shemales mythical creatures?

Do shemales use aftershave, or perfume?

Does a shemale start getting its' pension at 60, or 65?

How long can a shemale hold its' breath?

Is a shemale the bride, or the groom?

Does a shemale go to a barber, or a hairdresser?

Are shemales covered by the Data Protection Act?

Is it polite to open a door for a shemale?

Can a shemale be a feminist?

If a shemale goes to buy pornography, which end of the shop does it go to?

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Thanks.

Special mention needs to go to Undead and Edgy, as both of them supplied some of the questions listed above.

Your best bet is, when you see a shemale, either:

- run
- skedaddle
- bolt
- scarper
- retreat

It's up to you which one you choose.

*shudders*

Don't even go there sista 8¬l

Undead wrote:

You'd have to be
> totally for shemales to feel anything towards them.

Is that a confession? :)

Nooooo! It's not love.

*flicks through his anti-shemale rulebook*

See? The rules of shemalism state that a normal human being can't feel anything for a shemale, regardless of appearence. You'd have to be totally for shemales to feel anything towards them.

Undead wrote:
> Lol Drunk Cow.
>
> I's best only to look at them. But even then, it leaves a weird thingy
> in your eyes, like when you look at the sun.

That's called love. :P

Drunk Cow shows, with great pride, that:

"MAS is my life"



You Sir, have done everything proper in obtaining your anti-shemale briefs. Next week, we are offering an anti-shemale cologne, but it's still in it's testing purposes :D

Keep up the good work Drunk Cow, we need more honest Anti-Shemalists like you.

Undead wrote:
> Nope, you get "Official anti-Shemale briefs". Yes, for a
> limited time only, anyone who joins the MAS will get these. Perfected
> to fit any size or sex, the comfortability of these surpasses even
> Calvin Kleins greatest attempts. Everyone in the world will want
> them.
>
> (Should you change your tagline, that will make you even more
> respected by your MAS peers.)


hahahah like that

Nope, you get "Official anti-Shemale briefs". Yes, for a limited time only, anyone who joins the MAS will get these. Perfected to fit any size or sex, the comfortability of these surpasses even Calvin Kleins greatest attempts. Everyone in the world will want them.

(Should you change your tagline, that will make you even more respected by your MAS peers.)

Undead wrote:
> No no, you are right DC..did you take the Anti-Shemale course
> aswell?
>
> Well, if you did or didn't, you can be officially recognised as a MAS
> member (Mission Against Shemales). All you have to do is prove your
> utter distaste at shemales, and I think you've shown enough, so you
> are in. Be happy :D


"dramatic look on face"

omg im so happy

do i get a trophy that has Micheal jacksons nose on the top along with a tub of sunscreen

micheal jackson talks like he has something jammed in his ar$e. and his ears are so wierd shaped that he can pick up 6 radio stations with them and thats how he gets his ideas for his horrible songs