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Here's a great suggestion which came up in digestion. If you can turn a tidy rhyme then you can make a prime dime.
Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.
Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.
Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)
Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).
Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.
*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.
Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.
Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.
Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)
Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).
Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.
*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.
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Mr. Tony is the boss
He makes Game look like tosh,
With cheap prices and great staff
He knows that the customer is not daft.
So off they run to Gameaday
They spot an illiterate newbie along the way
Soon they realise the place is great
So they decide to stay and get games on a plate
Along comes the Boss with his mafia three
Pointing a deadly waterpistol at a cheating Newbie
The Newbie runs off to hide
But soon comes back to comit regicide.
The King is saved by the greatest staff member
She's known as 'Staff nurse' and is the greatest defender
She protects her King and the SR towers
In exchange for an amazing superpower
She uses the power to heal the sick
For she is a very cool chick ;)
It's 8pm and time to go
But someone still lerks watching a newbie VS regular show
Night falls in and the office is shut
But he looks at the low prices
And says 'cut cut cut'
He makes Game look like tosh,
With cheap prices and great staff
He knows that the customer is not daft.
So off they run to Gameaday
They spot an illiterate newbie along the way
Soon they realise the place is great
So they decide to stay and get games on a plate
Along comes the Boss with his mafia three
Pointing a deadly waterpistol at a cheating Newbie
The Newbie runs off to hide
But soon comes back to comit regicide.
The King is saved by the greatest staff member
She's known as 'Staff nurse' and is the greatest defender
She protects her King and the SR towers
In exchange for an amazing superpower
She uses the power to heal the sick
For she is a very cool chick ;)
It's 8pm and time to go
But someone still lerks watching a newbie VS regular show
Night falls in and the office is shut
But he looks at the low prices
And says 'cut cut cut'
Cubist wrote:
> I’m never bored by anyone
---
You don't have to go that far!
*looks at federico*
:)
> I’m never bored by anyone
---
You don't have to go that far!
*looks at federico*
:)
Special Reserve For You And Me!
Special reserve what can I say
I think about it every day
There are games to be won
And chat forums for fun
I’m never bored by anyone
Their goods are cheap for you and me
I’m obsessed by this website
You can’t disagree
With members of levels great and small
You decide who’s the best of all
I buy new games and other things to
But these cheats and hints are published by you
It’s easy to use just look up a cheat
I can see one right now for Britney’s Dance Beat
I see on the forums a Newbie’s arrived
Chances are he will be despised
But play your cards right and together you’ll see
Were just one happy online family!
Special reserve what can I say
I think about it every day
There are games to be won
And chat forums for fun
I’m never bored by anyone
Their goods are cheap for you and me
I’m obsessed by this website
You can’t disagree
With members of levels great and small
You decide who’s the best of all
I buy new games and other things to
But these cheats and hints are published by you
It’s easy to use just look up a cheat
I can see one right now for Britney’s Dance Beat
I see on the forums a Newbie’s arrived
Chances are he will be despised
But play your cards right and together you’ll see
Were just one happy online family!
"Viva la SR"
Once upon a time there was born a place
Later to be filled with lots of joy and grace
If only I knew about this birth sooner
Instead of surfing elsewhere like a desperate spooner.
Now I know, I am greatful for that
I have a place to buy cheap games and win them at that
But that's not it! Join in with the chat
How else do you think I met up with Matt?
...And lots lots more, it's the SR galore
Make great new friends and buy from their store
Some may think it's sad but I'm just glad
That I have seen the light, how SR is mad!!!
Once you arrive you're given an account
Which can later be increased at quite an amount
Write many reviews or simply post plenty
And you'll soon become a legend like good ol' Mr. Snuggly.
There are lots of goings on like the Notable Elections
Where users vote for their favourite person
It's friendly competition no fights in sight
Even though we may get the likes of Asher's appeal all night.
But don't worry Asher, your day will come
And that goes for all of you who are thinking glum
Because the forums are here for you to bring out your best,
Talk about the future and stuff, and lay things off your chest.
Come along stranger, join in with the fun
There are lots of friendly people and things to be won
Be part of the legacy like we all are
And say hip hip hurray! ... Viva la SR!
PK
Once upon a time there was born a place
Later to be filled with lots of joy and grace
If only I knew about this birth sooner
Instead of surfing elsewhere like a desperate spooner.
Now I know, I am greatful for that
I have a place to buy cheap games and win them at that
But that's not it! Join in with the chat
How else do you think I met up with Matt?
...And lots lots more, it's the SR galore
Make great new friends and buy from their store
Some may think it's sad but I'm just glad
That I have seen the light, how SR is mad!!!
Once you arrive you're given an account
Which can later be increased at quite an amount
Write many reviews or simply post plenty
And you'll soon become a legend like good ol' Mr. Snuggly.
There are lots of goings on like the Notable Elections
Where users vote for their favourite person
It's friendly competition no fights in sight
Even though we may get the likes of Asher's appeal all night.
But don't worry Asher, your day will come
And that goes for all of you who are thinking glum
Because the forums are here for you to bring out your best,
Talk about the future and stuff, and lay things off your chest.
Come along stranger, join in with the fun
There are lots of friendly people and things to be won
Be part of the legacy like we all are
And say hip hip hurray! ... Viva la SR!
PK
Special Reserve Discount store,
lots of great games and much much more,
free games and free dvds,
and loads of other great freebies,
Forums and chat and loads of laughter,
that's all of that now what's for after?
The Forums are great,
they have loads of frienldy folk you just can't hate,
lot's of competitions to do,
and even free games for you.
Special Reserve Discount store have loadsa great games and dvds for sale,
with offers like these you won't go pale,
The staff are helpfull,
they don't give you a mouthfull,
With great customer services and really great deals,
you'll have enough left to go out for a meal!
lots of great games and much much more,
free games and free dvds,
and loads of other great freebies,
Forums and chat and loads of laughter,
that's all of that now what's for after?
The Forums are great,
they have loads of frienldy folk you just can't hate,
lot's of competitions to do,
and even free games for you.
Special Reserve Discount store have loadsa great games and dvds for sale,
with offers like these you won't go pale,
The staff are helpfull,
they don't give you a mouthfull,
With great customer services and really great deals,
you'll have enough left to go out for a meal!
in 1993 the club magazine was called NRG,
and each month you could win prizes for free.
I'm quietly confident:)
and each month you could win prizes for free.
I'm quietly confident:)
This goes to the tune of the 'DK Rap' from Donkey Kong 64!
So I'm reading a post
Thats been written by you
And because its good
I might reply too
I crack my knuckles
The keys start to tap
I write the second verse
Of the SR rap OH YEAH!
So I'm browsing the forums,
And what do I see?
Console-wars, newbies and a GAD entry.
But of course I don't mind
Coz the guys here are cool,
I always feel welcome,
And never a fool, HUH!
But now I'm stuck on this game
So what do I do?
I look at the walkthroughs
that are submitted by you!
Or maybe a hint,
So the game I could beat,
Or if I'm feeling lazy,
I'll just use a cheat, YES MAM!
But now I need a new game,
So what do I do?
I mosey on over,
To UKReviews!
It's always helpful,
sorts out the good and the bad,
And if you're quite talented,
You might win a GAD, YEEHAH!
Come on Snuggly, take it to the fridge! *dances*
So now I've chosen my game,
And some PC parts too,
Buying them is easy
Coz there's a shop here for you!
So now that's all said and done,
I can only observe,
That the best place to be,
is Special Reserve!
Forums, GADs, all the latest news,
Shops, Hints Cheats Walkthroughs and of course the reviews!
Forums, GADs, all the latest news,
Shops, Hints Cheats Walkthroughs and of course the reviews!
*repeat till fade*
So I'm reading a post
Thats been written by you
And because its good
I might reply too
I crack my knuckles
The keys start to tap
I write the second verse
Of the SR rap OH YEAH!
So I'm browsing the forums,
And what do I see?
Console-wars, newbies and a GAD entry.
But of course I don't mind
Coz the guys here are cool,
I always feel welcome,
And never a fool, HUH!
But now I'm stuck on this game
So what do I do?
I look at the walkthroughs
that are submitted by you!
Or maybe a hint,
So the game I could beat,
Or if I'm feeling lazy,
I'll just use a cheat, YES MAM!
But now I need a new game,
So what do I do?
I mosey on over,
To UKReviews!
It's always helpful,
sorts out the good and the bad,
And if you're quite talented,
You might win a GAD, YEEHAH!
Come on Snuggly, take it to the fridge! *dances*
So now I've chosen my game,
And some PC parts too,
Buying them is easy
Coz there's a shop here for you!
So now that's all said and done,
I can only observe,
That the best place to be,
is Special Reserve!
Forums, GADs, all the latest news,
Shops, Hints Cheats Walkthroughs and of course the reviews!
Forums, GADs, all the latest news,
Shops, Hints Cheats Walkthroughs and of course the reviews!
*repeat till fade*
This is taken from a poem novel:
Don't Tell Me You Love Me:
Don't tell me you love me if you are not sincere For a lie that strong can ruin my life and bring on a new fear. Fear to be loved, fear to love ever again It can cause my fragile heart to break, tear and bend. Think of all in life that will be missed because of one small broken promise So, when I put all of my trust deep within you Please don't tell me you love me, unless you truly do.
Don't Tell Me You Love Me:
Don't tell me you love me if you are not sincere For a lie that strong can ruin my life and bring on a new fear. Fear to be loved, fear to love ever again It can cause my fragile heart to break, tear and bend. Think of all in life that will be missed because of one small broken promise So, when I put all of my trust deep within you Please don't tell me you love me, unless you truly do.
little old tony,
was riding a pony,
eating his curds and whey
along came Fate,
asked him out on a date,
and Tony, he scarpered away!
Don't worry, they get better. I hope
was riding a pony,
eating his curds and whey
along came Fate,
asked him out on a date,
and Tony, he scarpered away!
Don't worry, they get better. I hope
"Too Good", sung to the tune of "Too Bad" by Nickelback:
God my hands are lined with games,
For submitting and typing.
Members' hands are lined with games,
For doing the same thing.
With great ideas,
Just tryin' to keep prices off our backs.
And all I hear about... is how it's so good, it's so good.
It's too good, not stupid,
Too great, so right, that's right.
Not too good to be true, worth entering.
Let's win.
Never spoke to someone who,
Wasn't impressed with the,
Site that's fun and rewarding,
And isn't still to win.
Sumbit reviews,
Choose any one game of your choice.
And now I dream about it... and how it's so good, it's so good.
It's too good, not stupid,
Too great, so right, that's right.
Not too good to be true, worth entering.
Let's win.
Members are winning many times,
Their faith remains so strong.
Guess it's worth it in the end,
To win it don't take long.
More great ideas,
Still keeping prices off our backs.
And now I scream about it... and how it's so good, it's so good, it's so good, it's so good!!!
It's too good, not stupid,
Too great, so right, that's right.
Not too good to be true, worth entering.
Let's win.
Let's win.
God my hands are lined with games,
For submitting and typing.
Members' hands are lined with games,
For doing the same thing.
With great ideas,
Just tryin' to keep prices off our backs.
And all I hear about... is how it's so good, it's so good.
It's too good, not stupid,
Too great, so right, that's right.
Not too good to be true, worth entering.
Let's win.
Never spoke to someone who,
Wasn't impressed with the,
Site that's fun and rewarding,
And isn't still to win.
Sumbit reviews,
Choose any one game of your choice.
And now I dream about it... and how it's so good, it's so good.
It's too good, not stupid,
Too great, so right, that's right.
Not too good to be true, worth entering.
Let's win.
Members are winning many times,
Their faith remains so strong.
Guess it's worth it in the end,
To win it don't take long.
More great ideas,
Still keeping prices off our backs.
And now I scream about it... and how it's so good, it's so good, it's so good, it's so good!!!
It's too good, not stupid,
Too great, so right, that's right.
Not too good to be true, worth entering.
Let's win.
Let's win.
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