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Please, if you're easily offended, don't read on. I've warned you, so if you find it tasteless or inappropriate I'm sorry, but it's not meant to cause offence.
So, made-up movies that may well offend, due to their references to disabilities and the like.
Bader VS Spader
In the 'spy vs spy' moulded movie, legless 2nd World War fighter pilot Douglas Bader goes up against movie actor James Spader in a fight to the death.
It all kicks off when Douglas crashes his plane in a field near to where Spader lives. Spader is first on the scene, but the tangled mess of the plane wreck reminds Spader of his part in 'Crash', and he becomes aroused. When he sees Spader's throbbing member coming towards him Bader kicks his way out of the plane with his tin legs. Following this is a high action movie in which Bader and Spader use all of their knowledge to try to take each other out. Expect plenty of explosions, and jokes about tin legs.
Ben Her
Poor little Ben had a tragic accident as a child. A bungled circumcision left him without a willy. To cover up the mess the parents took a huge pay off, and were encouraged to bring poor Ben up as a girl. The movie unfolds over many years, telling the tale of the bullying Ben experienced as a child, up to the confusion of first sexual experiences, right to the finale in which Ben has surgery, but what will Ben choose, the life of a girl that Ben has grown up as, or will Ben be the man he was born to be?
The Wheeled Warriors
No, not based on 'Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors', but a gritty futuristic war epic telling of Britain's last line of defence during the Third World War. Set in 2046, the USA have taken Europe, all but the UK. Much of the population are abroad fighting in the war, but the US Army didn't bank on the Britain's last line of defense, the wheeled warriors, a disabled army in wheelchairs, fully trained in combat skills. Just as it looks like the 'wheeled warriors' will win the battle, the US Army discover stairs. Can the wheeled ones overcome yet another obstacle, and save the country from the evil Americans?
Er, that's probably enough.
So, made-up movies that may well offend, due to their references to disabilities and the like.
Bader VS Spader
In the 'spy vs spy' moulded movie, legless 2nd World War fighter pilot Douglas Bader goes up against movie actor James Spader in a fight to the death.
It all kicks off when Douglas crashes his plane in a field near to where Spader lives. Spader is first on the scene, but the tangled mess of the plane wreck reminds Spader of his part in 'Crash', and he becomes aroused. When he sees Spader's throbbing member coming towards him Bader kicks his way out of the plane with his tin legs. Following this is a high action movie in which Bader and Spader use all of their knowledge to try to take each other out. Expect plenty of explosions, and jokes about tin legs.
Ben Her
Poor little Ben had a tragic accident as a child. A bungled circumcision left him without a willy. To cover up the mess the parents took a huge pay off, and were encouraged to bring poor Ben up as a girl. The movie unfolds over many years, telling the tale of the bullying Ben experienced as a child, up to the confusion of first sexual experiences, right to the finale in which Ben has surgery, but what will Ben choose, the life of a girl that Ben has grown up as, or will Ben be the man he was born to be?
The Wheeled Warriors
No, not based on 'Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors', but a gritty futuristic war epic telling of Britain's last line of defence during the Third World War. Set in 2046, the USA have taken Europe, all but the UK. Much of the population are abroad fighting in the war, but the US Army didn't bank on the Britain's last line of defense, the wheeled warriors, a disabled army in wheelchairs, fully trained in combat skills. Just as it looks like the 'wheeled warriors' will win the battle, the US Army discover stairs. Can the wheeled ones overcome yet another obstacle, and save the country from the evil Americans?
Er, that's probably enough.
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Thanks to your post Meka i have found my lost sense of morality.
As a wheelchair user I would just like to say that I found this post totally inoffensive and laughed out loud quite a few times.
Excellent stuff!
Excellent stuff!
Brilliant.
But if they give you a GAD for this I fear it may open some inappropriate floodgates.
Flid Kids.
Mmwwwfffffggghhhhh I need a drink thats damn funny.
If only you'd included Joey Deacon somewhere.
G.I. Joey.
But if they give you a GAD for this I fear it may open some inappropriate floodgates.
Flid Kids.
Mmwwwfffffggghhhhh I need a drink thats damn funny.
If only you'd included Joey Deacon somewhere.
G.I. Joey.
LOL, see some people not liking this
A little distasteful, but I couldn't help but laugh at 'Ben Her'
Grix Thraves wrote:
> NO.
>
> GENIUS.
Thank you.
Hey, your MSN is being a punk. I tried to get you earlier, and it could get you, now it says you're offline.
That makes you a punk. ;o)
> NO.
>
> GENIUS.
Thank you.
Hey, your MSN is being a punk. I tried to get you earlier, and it could get you, now it says you're offline.
That makes you a punk. ;o)
NO.
GENIUS.
GENIUS.
No no no, nasty.
Genius.
Nasty.....
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