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Please, if you're easily offended, don't read on. I've warned you, so if you find it tasteless or inappropriate I'm sorry, but it's not meant to cause offence.
So, made-up movies that may well offend, due to their references to disabilities and the like.
Bader VS Spader
In the 'spy vs spy' moulded movie, legless 2nd World War fighter pilot Douglas Bader goes up against movie actor James Spader in a fight to the death.
It all kicks off when Douglas crashes his plane in a field near to where Spader lives. Spader is first on the scene, but the tangled mess of the plane wreck reminds Spader of his part in 'Crash', and he becomes aroused. When he sees Spader's throbbing member coming towards him Bader kicks his way out of the plane with his tin legs. Following this is a high action movie in which Bader and Spader use all of their knowledge to try to take each other out. Expect plenty of explosions, and jokes about tin legs.
Ben Her
Poor little Ben had a tragic accident as a child. A bungled circumcision left him without a willy. To cover up the mess the parents took a huge pay off, and were encouraged to bring poor Ben up as a girl. The movie unfolds over many years, telling the tale of the bullying Ben experienced as a child, up to the confusion of first sexual experiences, right to the finale in which Ben has surgery, but what will Ben choose, the life of a girl that Ben has grown up as, or will Ben be the man he was born to be?
The Wheeled Warriors
No, not based on 'Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors', but a gritty futuristic war epic telling of Britain's last line of defence during the Third World War. Set in 2046, the USA have taken Europe, all but the UK. Much of the population are abroad fighting in the war, but the US Army didn't bank on the Britain's last line of defense, the wheeled warriors, a disabled army in wheelchairs, fully trained in combat skills. Just as it looks like the 'wheeled warriors' will win the battle, the US Army discover stairs. Can the wheeled ones overcome yet another obstacle, and save the country from the evil Americans?
Er, that's probably enough.
So, made-up movies that may well offend, due to their references to disabilities and the like.
Bader VS Spader
In the 'spy vs spy' moulded movie, legless 2nd World War fighter pilot Douglas Bader goes up against movie actor James Spader in a fight to the death.
It all kicks off when Douglas crashes his plane in a field near to where Spader lives. Spader is first on the scene, but the tangled mess of the plane wreck reminds Spader of his part in 'Crash', and he becomes aroused. When he sees Spader's throbbing member coming towards him Bader kicks his way out of the plane with his tin legs. Following this is a high action movie in which Bader and Spader use all of their knowledge to try to take each other out. Expect plenty of explosions, and jokes about tin legs.
Ben Her
Poor little Ben had a tragic accident as a child. A bungled circumcision left him without a willy. To cover up the mess the parents took a huge pay off, and were encouraged to bring poor Ben up as a girl. The movie unfolds over many years, telling the tale of the bullying Ben experienced as a child, up to the confusion of first sexual experiences, right to the finale in which Ben has surgery, but what will Ben choose, the life of a girl that Ben has grown up as, or will Ben be the man he was born to be?
The Wheeled Warriors
No, not based on 'Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors', but a gritty futuristic war epic telling of Britain's last line of defence during the Third World War. Set in 2046, the USA have taken Europe, all but the UK. Much of the population are abroad fighting in the war, but the US Army didn't bank on the Britain's last line of defense, the wheeled warriors, a disabled army in wheelchairs, fully trained in combat skills. Just as it looks like the 'wheeled warriors' will win the battle, the US Army discover stairs. Can the wheeled ones overcome yet another obstacle, and save the country from the evil Americans?
Er, that's probably enough.
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It's a list of people I like, but I'll cross your name off if you insist.
Timmargh wrote:
> Actually I got lucky.
What, so some drunken bird found it for you?
A-boom-boom.
No! Not the list!
i'm so sorry.
> Actually I got lucky.
What, so some drunken bird found it for you?
A-boom-boom.
No! Not the list!
i'm so sorry.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Jesu, how long did it take you to find this, TIM-MAY!!?
Actually I got lucky.
> Jesu, how long did it take you to find this, TIM-MAY!!?
Actually I got lucky.
Nothing wrong with keeping track of what's been said and by whom.
*adds FFF and CM to "the" list*
*adds FFF and CM to "the" list*
He has an extensive database of all topics he's ever posted in, you know.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Jesu, how long did it take you to find this, TIM-MAY!!?
10 seconds, the saddo had it bookmarked.
;D
> Jesu, how long did it take you to find this, TIM-MAY!!?
10 seconds, the saddo had it bookmarked.
;D
Jesu, how long did it take you to find this, TIM-MAY!!?
POP
I remembered this thread this morning whilst in a semi-asleep state and had to find it to make sure I wasn't imagining things.
And I used to be called TIM-MAY!! ...
I remembered this thread this morning whilst in a semi-asleep state and had to find it to make sure I wasn't imagining things.
And I used to be called TIM-MAY!! ...
I was wheelchair-bound for a while when I was young, so that makes me qualified to give the spazmos point of view:
This. Post. Rocks.
This. Post. Rocks.
Hmmmm...
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