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Please, if you're easily offended, don't read on. I've warned you, so if you find it tasteless or inappropriate I'm sorry, but it's not meant to cause offence.
So, made-up movies that may well offend, due to their references to disabilities and the like.
Bader VS Spader
In the 'spy vs spy' moulded movie, legless 2nd World War fighter pilot Douglas Bader goes up against movie actor James Spader in a fight to the death.
It all kicks off when Douglas crashes his plane in a field near to where Spader lives. Spader is first on the scene, but the tangled mess of the plane wreck reminds Spader of his part in 'Crash', and he becomes aroused. When he sees Spader's throbbing member coming towards him Bader kicks his way out of the plane with his tin legs. Following this is a high action movie in which Bader and Spader use all of their knowledge to try to take each other out. Expect plenty of explosions, and jokes about tin legs.
Ben Her
Poor little Ben had a tragic accident as a child. A bungled circumcision left him without a willy. To cover up the mess the parents took a huge pay off, and were encouraged to bring poor Ben up as a girl. The movie unfolds over many years, telling the tale of the bullying Ben experienced as a child, up to the confusion of first sexual experiences, right to the finale in which Ben has surgery, but what will Ben choose, the life of a girl that Ben has grown up as, or will Ben be the man he was born to be?
The Wheeled Warriors
No, not based on 'Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors', but a gritty futuristic war epic telling of Britain's last line of defence during the Third World War. Set in 2046, the USA have taken Europe, all but the UK. Much of the population are abroad fighting in the war, but the US Army didn't bank on the Britain's last line of defense, the wheeled warriors, a disabled army in wheelchairs, fully trained in combat skills. Just as it looks like the 'wheeled warriors' will win the battle, the US Army discover stairs. Can the wheeled ones overcome yet another obstacle, and save the country from the evil Americans?
Er, that's probably enough.
So, made-up movies that may well offend, due to their references to disabilities and the like.
Bader VS Spader
In the 'spy vs spy' moulded movie, legless 2nd World War fighter pilot Douglas Bader goes up against movie actor James Spader in a fight to the death.
It all kicks off when Douglas crashes his plane in a field near to where Spader lives. Spader is first on the scene, but the tangled mess of the plane wreck reminds Spader of his part in 'Crash', and he becomes aroused. When he sees Spader's throbbing member coming towards him Bader kicks his way out of the plane with his tin legs. Following this is a high action movie in which Bader and Spader use all of their knowledge to try to take each other out. Expect plenty of explosions, and jokes about tin legs.
Ben Her
Poor little Ben had a tragic accident as a child. A bungled circumcision left him without a willy. To cover up the mess the parents took a huge pay off, and were encouraged to bring poor Ben up as a girl. The movie unfolds over many years, telling the tale of the bullying Ben experienced as a child, up to the confusion of first sexual experiences, right to the finale in which Ben has surgery, but what will Ben choose, the life of a girl that Ben has grown up as, or will Ben be the man he was born to be?
The Wheeled Warriors
No, not based on 'Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors', but a gritty futuristic war epic telling of Britain's last line of defence during the Third World War. Set in 2046, the USA have taken Europe, all but the UK. Much of the population are abroad fighting in the war, but the US Army didn't bank on the Britain's last line of defense, the wheeled warriors, a disabled army in wheelchairs, fully trained in combat skills. Just as it looks like the 'wheeled warriors' will win the battle, the US Army discover stairs. Can the wheeled ones overcome yet another obstacle, and save the country from the evil Americans?
Er, that's probably enough.
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Wow, there are really offensive. I havent seen any and wont.
Christ - you don't half talk some sh*te...
Do you know who else laughed their ass off?
His name was Craig, he sat around playing Britney's Dance Beat and wearing an XBOX t-shirt. And he saw someone write "scooters r cool" on a bus stop, and thought to himself "man that's a fanolomolous phrase!" He then tucked back into his big bucket of chicken wings.
His name was Craig, he sat around playing Britney's Dance Beat and wearing an XBOX t-shirt. And he saw someone write "scooters r cool" on a bus stop, and thought to himself "man that's a fanolomolous phrase!" He then tucked back into his big bucket of chicken wings.
gamesfreak wrote:
> the disabled community'...are perfectly able to stand up
> for themselves.
yarr wrote:
> If that was intentional, it was brilliant.
> :'}
Indeed - I laughed my ass off.
> the disabled community'...are perfectly able to stand up
> for themselves.
yarr wrote:
> If that was intentional, it was brilliant.
> :'}
Indeed - I laughed my ass off.
i LIEK THAT.
gamesfreak wrote:
> the disabled community'...are perfectly able to stand up
> for themselves.
If that was intentional, it was brilliant.
:'}
> the disabled community'...are perfectly able to stand up
> for themselves.
If that was intentional, it was brilliant.
:'}
I like that
Hahahahaha.
I don't see any reason why people would find this offensive.
It's light humour, and whoever found it 'offensive' and 'distasteful' are probably: -
a) Anal
b) Not disabled, and thinking that they own the right to 'stand up for the disabled community' when they are perfectly able to stand up for themselves.
I don't see any reason why people would find this offensive.
It's light humour, and whoever found it 'offensive' and 'distasteful' are probably: -
a) Anal
b) Not disabled, and thinking that they own the right to 'stand up for the disabled community' when they are perfectly able to stand up for themselves.
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Please, if you're easily offended, don't read on. I've warned you, so
> if you find it tasteless or inappropriate I'm sorry, but it's not
> meant to cause offence.
Pah. Action Mutante did all this years ago, was more offensive, yet still managed to raise some valid social commentary.
"Plot: Released from jail, Ramon Yrritu reunites the Mutant Action terrorist group he leads made up of freaks and cripples who specialize in attacks against institutions that promote standards of beauty and physical norms. Ramon and his motley group invade the wedding party of Patricia Orujo, daughter of a wealthy wholewheat bread manufacturer. They abduct her and head for the planet Axturias to collect the ransom. On the way Ramon double-crosses and kills off most of his followers. But the ship crashlands on the planet, where he and Patricia try to survive amid the crazies on the surface. "
> Please, if you're easily offended, don't read on. I've warned you, so
> if you find it tasteless or inappropriate I'm sorry, but it's not
> meant to cause offence.
Pah. Action Mutante did all this years ago, was more offensive, yet still managed to raise some valid social commentary.
"Plot: Released from jail, Ramon Yrritu reunites the Mutant Action terrorist group he leads made up of freaks and cripples who specialize in attacks against institutions that promote standards of beauty and physical norms. Ramon and his motley group invade the wedding party of Patricia Orujo, daughter of a wealthy wholewheat bread manufacturer. They abduct her and head for the planet Axturias to collect the ransom. On the way Ramon double-crosses and kills off most of his followers. But the ship crashlands on the planet, where he and Patricia try to survive amid the crazies on the surface. "
Meka Dragon wrote:
> It all kicks off
Ahaha
> It all kicks off
Ahaha
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