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"A serious discussion about Pasta..."

Let me talk to you about Pasta (spelt with a starting capital, I think it deserves that). Now don't get me wrong, I'm not mental or anything, I just like the stuff more than anything.

Various people have commented on my cooking methods. Many of whom persecute me because of this, but let me share a secret with you, to bring a world of Pasta goodness to your taste buds. When you are boiling the water, add one ingredient to it, and only one. Which one? Peanut Butter!

You don't believe me do you? You think I'm mental too, but let me tell you this, would a mental person scream with pleasure at the taste of my special Peanut Butter Pasta. I think not.

But wait. You can't just go throwing in the PB (Peanut Butter - come on, have you been paying attention?) without prepping it first. I sound like a doctor, oh dear. Anyway, have you seen Trainspotting, where they heat drugs up in a spoon with a lighter? Well you need to do the same. Be carefull kiddies, but this is the only way to de-solidify the sticky PB.

Ok, so you've probably got the gooey PB dripping seductively from the spoon by now, so just plonk it in the boiling water and start stirring right away, for about 10 minutes. Leave it to boil for a couple more minutes, then add the pasta. Fusilli is best, but any Durum wheat Pasta will do. I tend to stay clear of spaghetti, that should be only "butchered" with bolognese.

So, have you got any special tips or ideas for improving your Pasta?

LF - Not mental (Honest {:))

Yes but only coz you was found out and to stay here you had to change your attitude.

And wasnt you accussed of cheating in the last week ?? Something about copying Lord of The Flies or something similar, was that you?

Well, I have been working hard this last year to earn a good reputation, ye know! :)

Ermmm..... right

Personaly I dont think its right for a cheater to win again, I think after cheating you should be allowed to stay in the forum but lose the ability to win, after that if your abusive then your out, for good!

Mite have to pass that one over SR

They consider me a 'credit to the forums' now, or, at least, Brad does :D

You managed to cheat 3 GAD's !!!!!!!! That aint right, what are you still doing here ?!?!

big_slow wrote:
> Add salt so it don't stick. Use ready made pasta sauce.
>
> A question- does the peanut butter make the pasta taste like peanut
> buuter? or does it make it softer or what does it do?

Because the PB is very liquid-like, it doesn't taste like PB, just adds a little to the taste, de-sweetens it a bit.

And I actaully won three times with cheating in total, so I'm not a total collosal boob. {:)

Shaneo, still about? Come on, how many games have you managed to con outta SR ?

Add salt so it don't stick. Use ready made pasta sauce.

A question- does the peanut butter make the pasta taste like peanut buuter? or does it make it softer or what does it do?

give us a hint on how many game you stole from sr!

You was accused of cheating the other day wasnt you?

Honestly now, how many GAD's have you got from cheating, and actually recieved the game for it?