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"A serious discussion about Pasta..."

Let me talk to you about Pasta (spelt with a starting capital, I think it deserves that). Now don't get me wrong, I'm not mental or anything, I just like the stuff more than anything.

Various people have commented on my cooking methods. Many of whom persecute me because of this, but let me share a secret with you, to bring a world of Pasta goodness to your taste buds. When you are boiling the water, add one ingredient to it, and only one. Which one? Peanut Butter!

You don't believe me do you? You think I'm mental too, but let me tell you this, would a mental person scream with pleasure at the taste of my special Peanut Butter Pasta. I think not.

But wait. You can't just go throwing in the PB (Peanut Butter - come on, have you been paying attention?) without prepping it first. I sound like a doctor, oh dear. Anyway, have you seen Trainspotting, where they heat drugs up in a spoon with a lighter? Well you need to do the same. Be carefull kiddies, but this is the only way to de-solidify the sticky PB.

Ok, so you've probably got the gooey PB dripping seductively from the spoon by now, so just plonk it in the boiling water and start stirring right away, for about 10 minutes. Leave it to boil for a couple more minutes, then add the pasta. Fusilli is best, but any Durum wheat Pasta will do. I tend to stay clear of spaghetti, that should be only "butchered" with bolognese.

So, have you got any special tips or ideas for improving your Pasta?

LF - Not mental (Honest {:))

Nah, don't live with my mum. Although, my dad would be worried :)

i bet your mums worried.

How many times has she walked in to see you holding a spoon with some brown stuff melting because your holding a lighter underneath it!!

Nobody. Sod off :P

Who wants me???

No, the people who said I copied were being sarcastic, because LOTF is a book, so I had to copy it in essence.

And is it me, or has my stats box shrunk? And I didn't fuss around with it. Funnily enough, it changed at 3:00 exaxtly (to SR's lame clock time, anyway :P)

Lawless Fever wrote:
> That is what we call sarcasm.

ha!

I actually wasnt being sarcastic as I had only just come back to the forums when I heard that about Lord of The Flies and I had no idea that you was shaneo or anything like that, I did not want to accuse you only to find out it was someone else who did it.

Anyway...

... you tried to cheat again !?!?!?!

well its late, i'm going to bed

That is what we call sarcasm.

Dean_0 wrote:
> Yes but only coz you was found out and to stay here you had to change
> your attitude.
>
> And wasnt you accussed of cheating in the last week ?? Something about
> copying Lord of The Flies or something similar, was that you?

ofcourse he copied lord of the flies, its a book.

what he did was write it in his own words and used characters from the forums