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"Grix's Birthday Poem (the not gay one)"

So Grix hits 18
Cusp of adulthood and responsibility
But when I 1st came here I thought he
Already was an adult
Then I realised
He wasn't

And he posted lots of stuff about games
And then they created this forum
And he posted loads of gay poems
About life, the universe and all that jazz
But they weren't gay really

He's sensitive and genteel
You could suggest that meant swishy
Indeed it is almost certain
But he dispels that rumour
By talking about a game chock full
Of Pirates and pixies and boats
With the word "sky" in the title

But Grix is not gay
Oh no
He is just quiet and thoughtful
You dont have to strut around like an ape
To prove your masculinity
But it helps
So instead of bragging about sexual exploits
He talks about computer games
And writes poems

But do not think Grix is gay
He is 18
And 18 doesn't mean he's a fairy
No
It means he's getting hairy
In places he wasn't before
He thinks this means he's a werewolf
He could be right
A big pink werewolf
That writes poems about the sky and kittens

So happy birthday Grix Thraves
Did you know your name is an anagram of
Git Shaver?

18 now
It's all more fun from here
Wait until you hit 25
People expect you to know stuff
And you can spout toss
And it sounds like gospel

Happy Birthday
You big gay laureate

Yeah guess it's now
That I've come of age
It's time for a clean slate
And for a new page
I'd like to thank you
For taking the time
To write me a poem
But it still didn't rhyme

So I'm a ladies man
And that's not to be mixed
With a lady boy
Who likes to suck... men
And maybe I do have
Some things to boast
But I don't need to tell you
To make you love me the most

I still think you're a kitten
And ever so sweet
I can picture you curled
With your tail in your feet
Just waiting and miowing
With a sad little face
Waiting for a woman to
Let you in their place
Give you a stroke
And brush down your fur
Tickle your belly
Until you do purr
You know it'll happen
Because you're a such a damn mug
You pretend you're a rock God
But you just want a hug
Some come on now everyone
Can't you see that he's sad?
Give Goatboy a hug now
He's feeling so bad
But a hug will cheer him up
Like a wittle puddy cat
So look for a topic
I'm gonna make on Fog Chat

On a final note
I'd just like to say
Although I'm quite camp
I'm really not gay

;0)

Bloody brilliant there sonny.

Yas

Genius :-)

But I think Grix should only be able to rpely with a counter-poem, because the last poetry duel was funny.

So Grix hits 18
Cusp of adulthood and responsibility
But when I 1st came here I thought he
Already was an adult
Then I realised
He wasn't

And he posted lots of stuff about games
And then they created this forum
And he posted loads of gay poems
About life, the universe and all that jazz
But they weren't gay really

He's sensitive and genteel
You could suggest that meant swishy
Indeed it is almost certain
But he dispels that rumour
By talking about a game chock full
Of Pirates and pixies and boats
With the word "sky" in the title

But Grix is not gay
Oh no
He is just quiet and thoughtful
You dont have to strut around like an ape
To prove your masculinity
But it helps
So instead of bragging about sexual exploits
He talks about computer games
And writes poems

But do not think Grix is gay
He is 18
And 18 doesn't mean he's a fairy
No
It means he's getting hairy
In places he wasn't before
He thinks this means he's a werewolf
He could be right
A big pink werewolf
That writes poems about the sky and kittens

So happy birthday Grix Thraves
Did you know your name is an anagram of
Git Shaver?

18 now
It's all more fun from here
Wait until you hit 25
People expect you to know stuff
And you can spout toss
And it sounds like gospel

Happy Birthday
You big gay laureate