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So Grix hits 18
Cusp of adulthood and responsibility
But when I 1st came here I thought he
Already was an adult
Then I realised
He wasn't
And he posted lots of stuff about games
And then they created this forum
And he posted loads of gay poems
About life, the universe and all that jazz
But they weren't gay really
He's sensitive and genteel
You could suggest that meant swishy
Indeed it is almost certain
But he dispels that rumour
By talking about a game chock full
Of Pirates and pixies and boats
With the word "sky" in the title
But Grix is not gay
Oh no
He is just quiet and thoughtful
You dont have to strut around like an ape
To prove your masculinity
But it helps
So instead of bragging about sexual exploits
He talks about computer games
And writes poems
But do not think Grix is gay
He is 18
And 18 doesn't mean he's a fairy
No
It means he's getting hairy
In places he wasn't before
He thinks this means he's a werewolf
He could be right
A big pink werewolf
That writes poems about the sky and kittens
So happy birthday Grix Thraves
Did you know your name is an anagram of
Git Shaver?
18 now
It's all more fun from here
Wait until you hit 25
People expect you to know stuff
And you can spout toss
And it sounds like gospel
Happy Birthday
You big gay laureate
Cusp of adulthood and responsibility
But when I 1st came here I thought he
Already was an adult
Then I realised
He wasn't
And he posted lots of stuff about games
And then they created this forum
And he posted loads of gay poems
About life, the universe and all that jazz
But they weren't gay really
He's sensitive and genteel
You could suggest that meant swishy
Indeed it is almost certain
But he dispels that rumour
By talking about a game chock full
Of Pirates and pixies and boats
With the word "sky" in the title
But Grix is not gay
Oh no
He is just quiet and thoughtful
You dont have to strut around like an ape
To prove your masculinity
But it helps
So instead of bragging about sexual exploits
He talks about computer games
And writes poems
But do not think Grix is gay
He is 18
And 18 doesn't mean he's a fairy
No
It means he's getting hairy
In places he wasn't before
He thinks this means he's a werewolf
He could be right
A big pink werewolf
That writes poems about the sky and kittens
So happy birthday Grix Thraves
Did you know your name is an anagram of
Git Shaver?
18 now
It's all more fun from here
Wait until you hit 25
People expect you to know stuff
And you can spout toss
And it sounds like gospel
Happy Birthday
You big gay laureate
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Goatboy wrote:
> Dont play the innocent with me sonny, it sho' looked like you
I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'D SAY YES!!!
I'm not gay!! Please believe me =(
> Dont play the innocent with me sonny, it sho' looked like you
I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'D SAY YES!!!
I'm not gay!! Please believe me =(
On a different note, I wonder if this conversation (or one like it) has ever occured:
Goatboy: breasts, love or hate?
Grix: the female form we celebrate
Goatboy: once again in english please?
Grix: shy away from dirt and sleaze
Goatboy: OK I've got your angle now, Grix
Grix: Indeed, this is how I get my kicks
Goatboy: Enough, you can stop that now
Grix: your mum looks just like a cow.
Goatboy: Stop it. Stop rhyming.
Grix: Don't you see? it's all about timing!
*Goatboy begins foaming at the mouth*
Goatboy: sometimes I really hate you
Grix: I think I'm going to sneeze *atchoo*
Goatboy: Enough. You're not even conversing with me anymore...
*Grix interrupts*
Grix: life is full of joys galore
Goatboy: Look. I know this is great for you, but I don't find it funny
Grix: I like to sing about gay love and bunnies.
Goatboy: excuse me? Gay love you say?
Grix: why the look of utter dismay?
Goatboy: I refuse to talk to you until you stop rhyming. You're like, irritating and stuff.
Grix: few things rhyme with stuff, other than fluff or poof. The former is irrelevant, and the latter would no doubt invoke an unpleasant retort.
Goatboy: Mother of God! you didn't rhyme!
Grix: But maybe I will next ti...
Goatboy: SILENCE!!
Grix: k.
Goatboy: breasts, love or hate?
Grix: the female form we celebrate
Goatboy: once again in english please?
Grix: shy away from dirt and sleaze
Goatboy: OK I've got your angle now, Grix
Grix: Indeed, this is how I get my kicks
Goatboy: Enough, you can stop that now
Grix: your mum looks just like a cow.
Goatboy: Stop it. Stop rhyming.
Grix: Don't you see? it's all about timing!
*Goatboy begins foaming at the mouth*
Goatboy: sometimes I really hate you
Grix: I think I'm going to sneeze *atchoo*
Goatboy: Enough. You're not even conversing with me anymore...
*Grix interrupts*
Grix: life is full of joys galore
Goatboy: Look. I know this is great for you, but I don't find it funny
Grix: I like to sing about gay love and bunnies.
Goatboy: excuse me? Gay love you say?
Grix: why the look of utter dismay?
Goatboy: I refuse to talk to you until you stop rhyming. You're like, irritating and stuff.
Grix: few things rhyme with stuff, other than fluff or poof. The former is irrelevant, and the latter would no doubt invoke an unpleasant retort.
Goatboy: Mother of God! you didn't rhyme!
Grix: But maybe I will next ti...
Goatboy: SILENCE!!
Grix: k.
Mr Ripper wrote:
> I CATEGORICALLY DENY EVER ASKING GOATBOY FOR HEAD.
---
Dont play the innocent with me sonny, it sho' looked like you
> I CATEGORICALLY DENY EVER ASKING GOATBOY FOR HEAD.
---
Dont play the innocent with me sonny, it sho' looked like you
Can 'I' just say
That Grix is not gay
He merely likes
Pretty objects and kites
If the soap was ever
on the floor
I am positive that
Grix would ignore
As for the Goat?
Does anybody know?
He likes womens baps
Sh*gs 'em without a hello
I don't think
He bends the other way
If he did,
he wouldn't laugh at a gay.
Now I must stop,
as my brain is getting numb
I hope to God I am right
About Grix not being gay
as he gives me advice
on how to behave.
That Grix is not gay
He merely likes
Pretty objects and kites
If the soap was ever
on the floor
I am positive that
Grix would ignore
As for the Goat?
Does anybody know?
He likes womens baps
Sh*gs 'em without a hello
I don't think
He bends the other way
If he did,
he wouldn't laugh at a gay.
Now I must stop,
as my brain is getting numb
I hope to God I am right
About Grix not being gay
as he gives me advice
on how to behave.
Grix Thraves wrote:
> You have to smell c*ck
> To put wind in your sail
> How do I know this?
> Mr Ripper said
> He came crying to me
> Because you wouldn't give head
???
I CATEGORICALLY DENY EVER ASKING GOATBOY FOR HEAD.
> You have to smell c*ck
> To put wind in your sail
> How do I know this?
> Mr Ripper said
> He came crying to me
> Because you wouldn't give head
???
I CATEGORICALLY DENY EVER ASKING GOATBOY FOR HEAD.
Yep, that was pretty much when I bailed as well.
Homo-Erotic literature is all well and good, whatever turns you on I suppose but it does nowt for this Goat.
Oh and Mr Ripper - NO
Homo-Erotic literature is all well and good, whatever turns you on I suppose but it does nowt for this Goat.
Oh and Mr Ripper - NO
Grix, you spent way too much time on that poem. You probably thought too much while writting it. :D
I stopped when he started to talk about muching or something
Big gay welsh person
Big gay welsh person
Can I just say
that poems are gay?
you'll likely say no,
but you can listen anyway.
poems that don't rhyme
are like
normal sentences
but you
put them on several
lines
SHUT UP WITH IT ALL
that poems are gay?
you'll likely say no,
but you can listen anyway.
poems that don't rhyme
are like
normal sentences
but you
put them on several
lines
SHUT UP WITH IT ALL
Blame Grix.
His poem was felchmongously detailed and suggested a knowledge of such practices that I find worryingly detailed.
His poem was felchmongously detailed and suggested a knowledge of such practices that I find worryingly detailed.
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