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"Grix's Birthday Poem (the not gay one)"

So Grix hits 18
Cusp of adulthood and responsibility
But when I 1st came here I thought he
Already was an adult
Then I realised
He wasn't

And he posted lots of stuff about games
And then they created this forum
And he posted loads of gay poems
About life, the universe and all that jazz
But they weren't gay really

He's sensitive and genteel
You could suggest that meant swishy
Indeed it is almost certain
But he dispels that rumour
By talking about a game chock full
Of Pirates and pixies and boats
With the word "sky" in the title

But Grix is not gay
Oh no
He is just quiet and thoughtful
You dont have to strut around like an ape
To prove your masculinity
But it helps
So instead of bragging about sexual exploits
He talks about computer games
And writes poems

But do not think Grix is gay
He is 18
And 18 doesn't mean he's a fairy
No
It means he's getting hairy
In places he wasn't before
He thinks this means he's a werewolf
He could be right
A big pink werewolf
That writes poems about the sky and kittens

So happy birthday Grix Thraves
Did you know your name is an anagram of
Git Shaver?

18 now
It's all more fun from here
Wait until you hit 25
People expect you to know stuff
And you can spout toss
And it sounds like gospel

Happy Birthday
You big gay laureate

er-no wrote:
> Is there something wrong with gays?

Not at all. There is nothing wrong with tapeworms either, but I still wouldn't want people to think I was one of them.

*shrugs*

And... really badly edited too. That's rather funny.

Wow... it's been edited.

I'm honoured. :0D

er-no wrote:
> They get to see birds change because they are caring and
> understanding, you yourself say you aren't like that and prefer to
> forget females birthdays etc... I get to see all my females friends
> get changed, they say they can trust me. Just as well none of them can
> read my mind...

What a devilshly cunning plan!

Goatboy wrote:
> They can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they muck about a lot, they
> have a better fashion sense than I and they get to watch birds
> changing.
>
> It's not fair is what it is.

They get to see birds change because they are caring and understanding, you yourself say you aren't like that and prefer to forget females birthdays etc... I get to see all my females friends get changed, they say they can trust me. Just as well none of them can read my mind...

er-no wrote:
> I hope to God I am right
> About Grix not being gay
> as he gives me advice
> on how to behave

er-no wrote:
> Is there something wrong with gays?


You tell me.

Nah, we all seem to do it
Since it was like that in school
Copying the attitude
To fit in or look cool
Don't mean anything by it
I understand that, mate
I'll let it go now
Wrong place for a debate


If you'll excuse me, i feel dirty after the poem-writing.
Must go shower.
With wire wool.

They can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they muck about a lot, they have a better fashion sense than I and they get to watch birds changing.

It's not fair is what it is.

Mr Ripper wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> Dont play the innocent with me sonny, it sho' looked like you
>
> I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'D SAY YES!!!
>
> I'm not gay!! Please believe me =(

Is there something wrong with gays?

Let us never speak of this again.

And the Goatboy/Grix conversation is scarily accurate