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"They want my blood"

The NHS, that is. I'm going at 10 to give blood. I Am A Good Person. They told me this. Therefore it must be true. It's only the second time they've magically extracted a pint of blood from me. Hurray. I hope you all do the same. I wonder if Welsh blood can only be given to Welsh people..

Mr Ripper wrote:
> chew a crowbar.
>
> Should solve the iron defficiency in no time. You may require the
> services of a dentist afterward though...

Pasta gets the sympathy vote from IB :D

chew a crowbar.

Should solve the iron defficiency in no time. You may require the services of a dentist afterward though...

They won't take mine at the minute either....

The first time it was fine, but recently (over the last year or so) I have developed a iron defieciency, so they won't take it unless my diet improves.

I also bruise easily because of this :[

They wanted my blood.

Couldn't give though. :(

And they say giving blood isn't rewarding...

Goatboy wrote:
> I am "A Rhesus Negative".
>
> I think this makes me special and full of bloody goodness

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I am the same. Full of smug goodness. And I wouldn't stop bleeding, so they've bandaged me up good. As consilation I staggered to Woolies and bought me Lord of the Rings. Wahey.

I'd kill two birds with one stone and ask them to give you any test results they do. You never know where you may have picked up AIDS

*cough* that trip to Thailand *cough*

Giving blood can be quite risky, so make sure you haven't been taking any illegal substances Stryke or else...well some poor chap or chappess may not need your blood after all.

:D

As Mr T once said

"I don't want that crazy foo's blood!"

I'm looking for the Stryke seal of approval if I ever need blood, and if my blood pack has it, I ain't usin' it! I'm smug enough without Stryke-iness running through my veins!

We are all special Goaty !!

Meh !