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Race 1
‘Welcome one and all to the first race of the Nintendo Racing Championship (N.R.C) here at Mushroom Kingdom circuit. The racers are currently warming up for what should be a great race. While we wait for the race to start I’ll summarise the rules of N.R.C. There are ten teams each with two drivers, the race lasts for 10 laps with the top five drivers gaining points. 1st place = 10 points, 2nd = 7 points, 3rd = 5 points, 4th = 3 points and 5th = 1 point! The following pick ups are available on the track, green shells, bananas, red shells, bomb-om’s and mushroom boosts!’
(Down on the track)
Knuckles: This race is mine
Wario: Think again, I’mma gonna win
DK: Oo oo ahh ahh
Wario storms up through the leading pack and takes the lead with Knuckles close behind. They speed round the corner and drive through the first lot of pick ups, Wario nabs some bananas while DK picks up a bomb, Wario quickly drops the banana in DK’s path, he spins and the bomb-om explodes!
Wario: Ha ha ha!
They carry on further along the track, Wario staying in front with Knuckles right behind him. They’re closely followed by Mario, Link, Kirby and Tingle; suddenly from nowhere the famous Sonic music booms in the background as Sonic drives by at a lighting pace with the mushroom boost.
Sonic: They don’t call me Sonic for nothing, now where are those chilly dogs?
Mario: Mamma mia, dama Sega mascot, he’s a nothing compared to me!
Trailing behind in last place, Bowser resorts to some dastardly tactics!
Bowser: Here, hold this Mushroom head
He chucks a bomb onto the lap of poor Toad; it explodes sending Toad into the air and his kart into the wall
Commentator: That looks like our first racer out, Toad!
The race continues, minus poor Toad, Bowser continues, catching up with Jigglypuff. He rams into the back of her and she loses control sending her onto the gravel!
Bowser: Rahhhhh
Jigglypuff: Jiggly!!!
She rejoins the track but now badly behind, further up the track and fierce battle is underway for 10th place as Peach tries to pass Luigi!
Peach: Luigi, please get out of my way!
Luigi: Mamma mia princess, I canna let a u past!
Peach: but I have baked a cake for you
Luigi: Wella in thata case
Luigi slows up; Peach sneakily places a bomb-om in it and hands it over to Luigi. She quickly speeds by.
Luigi: I lovea the Princess’ cakes, what the?
The bomb-om explodes and cake is blown all over the track (and Luigi), it causes him to spin out of control!
Peach: Hehe, he was always a sucker for a piece of cake!
Time goes by, Wario stays way out in front with Sonic and Knuckles following and the majority of the pack behind them. Yoshi (in 12th place) starts to speed up so as to catch the chasing pack; only Waluigi stands in his way!
Yoshi: Yoshi
He sticks his tong out, grabs Waluigi (kart as well) and spits him out; he crashes into the tyre wall and retires from the race!
Waluigi: Waaaa!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Meanwhile Ganondorf and Link battle it out to gain a place.
Ganondorf: Wohahaha, Zelda is mine
Link: Nooo, I must save her!
Daisy seeing the advantage speeds up with a boost and zooms through the two enemies. Diddy Kong and Roy meanwhile carry on as they try to catch up with the trailing pack. Marth grabs a red shell and throws it down, it whacks into Diddy Kong sending him in a spin, he rejoins but now badly behind.
Up in front the action really hots up, Sonic and Knuckles are gaining on Wario while the trailing pack continue their battles to finish in the points, final lap draws near as Sonic and Knuckles finally catch Wario but he has plan.
Wario: This is my race, take this!
Sonic: What the?
Wario drops two green shells, one hits Knuckles sending him into the dirt but the other just misses.
Knuckles: Sonic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: You dastardly sneak!
Sonic draws up beside him but Wario uses his backup plan,
Wario: Here’s a present runt
He chucks a banana but Sonic (using his speed) catches it and chucks it back, Wario drives right over it and he spins to a halt, Sonic speeds by!
Wario: Waaaaaaa
Sonic Ha Ha take that Dr Robot.., oh no, this aint a Sonic game!
The chasing pack speed by Wario, Bowser crashes straight imto him and they both end up in the gravel!
Mario: Ha, the bad a guys nether winna!
Sonic speeds home in a resounding win with Yoshi in 2nd, Mario 3rd, Kirby 4th and Daisy in 5th!
Sonic: Yeah, hot chilly dogs, I won!
Mario: Mamma Mia, I gotta do better!
Yoshi: Yoshi
Daisy: Is that all you ever say?
Well a well deserved win by Sonic there, hope you join us next time when we journey to the land of Hyrule for our second race, see you there!
‘Welcome one and all to the first race of the Nintendo Racing Championship (N.R.C) here at Mushroom Kingdom circuit. The racers are currently warming up for what should be a great race. While we wait for the race to start I’ll summarise the rules of N.R.C. There are ten teams each with two drivers, the race lasts for 10 laps with the top five drivers gaining points. 1st place = 10 points, 2nd = 7 points, 3rd = 5 points, 4th = 3 points and 5th = 1 point! The following pick ups are available on the track, green shells, bananas, red shells, bomb-om’s and mushroom boosts!’
(Down on the track)
Knuckles: This race is mine
Wario: Think again, I’mma gonna win
DK: Oo oo ahh ahh
Wario storms up through the leading pack and takes the lead with Knuckles close behind. They speed round the corner and drive through the first lot of pick ups, Wario nabs some bananas while DK picks up a bomb, Wario quickly drops the banana in DK’s path, he spins and the bomb-om explodes!
Wario: Ha ha ha!
They carry on further along the track, Wario staying in front with Knuckles right behind him. They’re closely followed by Mario, Link, Kirby and Tingle; suddenly from nowhere the famous Sonic music booms in the background as Sonic drives by at a lighting pace with the mushroom boost.
Sonic: They don’t call me Sonic for nothing, now where are those chilly dogs?
Mario: Mamma mia, dama Sega mascot, he’s a nothing compared to me!
Trailing behind in last place, Bowser resorts to some dastardly tactics!
Bowser: Here, hold this Mushroom head
He chucks a bomb onto the lap of poor Toad; it explodes sending Toad into the air and his kart into the wall
Commentator: That looks like our first racer out, Toad!
The race continues, minus poor Toad, Bowser continues, catching up with Jigglypuff. He rams into the back of her and she loses control sending her onto the gravel!
Bowser: Rahhhhh
Jigglypuff: Jiggly!!!
She rejoins the track but now badly behind, further up the track and fierce battle is underway for 10th place as Peach tries to pass Luigi!
Peach: Luigi, please get out of my way!
Luigi: Mamma mia princess, I canna let a u past!
Peach: but I have baked a cake for you
Luigi: Wella in thata case
Luigi slows up; Peach sneakily places a bomb-om in it and hands it over to Luigi. She quickly speeds by.
Luigi: I lovea the Princess’ cakes, what the?
The bomb-om explodes and cake is blown all over the track (and Luigi), it causes him to spin out of control!
Peach: Hehe, he was always a sucker for a piece of cake!
Time goes by, Wario stays way out in front with Sonic and Knuckles following and the majority of the pack behind them. Yoshi (in 12th place) starts to speed up so as to catch the chasing pack; only Waluigi stands in his way!
Yoshi: Yoshi
He sticks his tong out, grabs Waluigi (kart as well) and spits him out; he crashes into the tyre wall and retires from the race!
Waluigi: Waaaa!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Meanwhile Ganondorf and Link battle it out to gain a place.
Ganondorf: Wohahaha, Zelda is mine
Link: Nooo, I must save her!
Daisy seeing the advantage speeds up with a boost and zooms through the two enemies. Diddy Kong and Roy meanwhile carry on as they try to catch up with the trailing pack. Marth grabs a red shell and throws it down, it whacks into Diddy Kong sending him in a spin, he rejoins but now badly behind.
Up in front the action really hots up, Sonic and Knuckles are gaining on Wario while the trailing pack continue their battles to finish in the points, final lap draws near as Sonic and Knuckles finally catch Wario but he has plan.
Wario: This is my race, take this!
Sonic: What the?
Wario drops two green shells, one hits Knuckles sending him into the dirt but the other just misses.
Knuckles: Sonic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: You dastardly sneak!
Sonic draws up beside him but Wario uses his backup plan,
Wario: Here’s a present runt
He chucks a banana but Sonic (using his speed) catches it and chucks it back, Wario drives right over it and he spins to a halt, Sonic speeds by!
Wario: Waaaaaaa
Sonic Ha Ha take that Dr Robot.., oh no, this aint a Sonic game!
The chasing pack speed by Wario, Bowser crashes straight imto him and they both end up in the gravel!
Mario: Ha, the bad a guys nether winna!
Sonic speeds home in a resounding win with Yoshi in 2nd, Mario 3rd, Kirby 4th and Daisy in 5th!
Sonic: Yeah, hot chilly dogs, I won!
Mario: Mamma Mia, I gotta do better!
Yoshi: Yoshi
Daisy: Is that all you ever say?
Well a well deserved win by Sonic there, hope you join us next time when we journey to the land of Hyrule for our second race, see you there!
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Lol i came 17th from 2nd to 17th :)
:'(
Made a mistake their, sorry,
In the post I said that Diddy recieved a point when he shouldn't have done (as said in the results table!)
sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:-(
In the post I said that Diddy recieved a point when he shouldn't have done (as said in the results table!)
sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:-(
Race 2 results
1) Roy = 10 points
2) Waluigi = 7 points
3) Link = 5 points
4) Wario = 3 points
5) Toad = 1 point
6) Diddy Kong
7) Knucles
8) Marth
9) Kirby
10) Dasiy
11) Peach
12) Sonic
13) Donkey Kong
14) Luigi
15) Ganondorf
16) Bowser
17) Yoshi
18) Jigglypuff
19) Tingle (DF)
20) Mario (DF)
1) Roy = 10 points
2) Waluigi = 7 points
3) Link = 5 points
4) Wario = 3 points
5) Toad = 1 point
6) Diddy Kong
7) Knucles
8) Marth
9) Kirby
10) Dasiy
11) Peach
12) Sonic
13) Donkey Kong
14) Luigi
15) Ganondorf
16) Bowser
17) Yoshi
18) Jigglypuff
19) Tingle (DF)
20) Mario (DF)
Thats a cool second race BIGMAN :D I knew I'd do better this time, *does a lil dance* I came 5th. Woo Hoo!
Good post :D
Good post :D
AfroJoe wrote:
> I wasn't on earlier for him to tell me.
>
> :-)
Oh ok mate, sorry!
> I wasn't on earlier for him to tell me.
>
> :-)
Oh ok mate, sorry!
Race 2
Welcome again to N.R.C this time from Hyrule circuit located to the east of Hyrule field (for all you fans)! Power ups available to the racers today are as followed Bombchu’s, Deku nuts, bomb flower boosts, Zora barrier (shield item) and ‘fish in a bottle’. The racers are starting in reverse order to what they finished in the last race i.e. Sonic (1st last race) starts 20th today! The lights are up; the racers are ready and their go!
Toad moves into the lead from his ‘helpful’ start with Waluigi hot on his heels, Luigi and Bowser seem to be battling out for 3rd place.
Bowser: Out of my way Mar…, oh you’re his lanky green brother!
Luigi: Ay ya stopada callin mia Mario, fat boy!
Bowser: Raaaaaaaaaa, don’t call me fat boy; I’m just festively plump!
Luigi: Yeah, it look a da like someone a stuffed you for Christmas!
Bowser: You lanky punk, raaaaaaaaaaaa!
With that Bowser nabs a Deku nut and throws into the path off Luigi, causing a flash!
Luigi: Miya eyes, Mario!
Bowser: Ha ha ha!
Further down the pack Diddy Kong is trying to improve his position from the last race, spotting Knuckles he uses his boost to gain on him. Diddy speeds past Knuckles but straight into the back of his uncle Donkey Kong!
Diddy: He he, wow, ah!
Donkey: Oo ah ah!
Knuckles: Ha ha ha
At the back of the track Mario is having problems with his *sidekick* Yoshi!
Mario: Ah Yoshi, outta miya way!
Yoshi: Yoshi
Daisy: Not again
Mario: Mamma mia Peach, you look gooda in thata yellow dress!
Daisy: Humph, you idiot, I’m Princess Daisy, Mario land on the Game boy, etc etc?
Mario: Errrrrr?
Daisy: Ahh you stupid idiot, your brother was always better then you!
She speeds past to catch up with the rest of the pack leaving Mario and Yoshi.
Mario: Daisy??
Yoshi: Yoshi!
The laps roll by as the battles for places become fierce; Waluigi has now taken 1st place with Roy in 2nd. Kirby and Tingle meanwhile fight for 8th place!
Kirby: Heh ya
Tingle: What tingles maps?
Ganondorf closes in behind tingle and lets rip with a bombchu, it hits Tingle and sends him into the air, luckily his balloon pops out from his backpack and saves him from a mouth full of dirt!
Ganondorf: Woo ha ha ha
Tingle: Eee ahhh
Just in front Wario is challenging Peach as he seeks a place in the points.
Wario: Waaa, Peach out of the way!
Peach: Hmm, Mario help me!
Wario: Ha ha, he’s not here to save you now!
He rams into her kart knocking her out of the way and then chucks a bombchu behind him to finish the job!
The race eventually reaches the final lap, Waluigi is still in front but Roy is on his tail! Link is in 3trd while Wario is now in 4th! Knuckles and Toad are fighting out 5th and 6th place!
Knuckles: Dam Mushroom head!
Toad: Hey, leave my over sized mushroom head alone!
The finish line draws near for Waluigi, a win is in sight, he looks behind for competition but sees a Bombchu!
Waluigi: Waaaa
Roy: Ha ha
Waluigi: Waa, I must win!
The Bombchu strikes and sends Waluigi in a spin, Roy racers by as Waluigi then gains control of his out of control machine!
Roy passes over the finish line in a glorious win while Waluigi makes it in 2nd with Link close behind in 3rd!
Roy: Yes!
Waluigi: Waaaaa, I waana win
Link: I have done well!
Wario: Waa, 4th place!
Toad: Yay 5th place
Diddy Kong: A point is better then nothing, hey uncle
Donkey Kong: Wo ho ah ah
Join us next time fans when we go to Green Hill circuit for a ‘Sonic’ based race of fun!
Welcome again to N.R.C this time from Hyrule circuit located to the east of Hyrule field (for all you fans)! Power ups available to the racers today are as followed Bombchu’s, Deku nuts, bomb flower boosts, Zora barrier (shield item) and ‘fish in a bottle’. The racers are starting in reverse order to what they finished in the last race i.e. Sonic (1st last race) starts 20th today! The lights are up; the racers are ready and their go!
Toad moves into the lead from his ‘helpful’ start with Waluigi hot on his heels, Luigi and Bowser seem to be battling out for 3rd place.
Bowser: Out of my way Mar…, oh you’re his lanky green brother!
Luigi: Ay ya stopada callin mia Mario, fat boy!
Bowser: Raaaaaaaaaa, don’t call me fat boy; I’m just festively plump!
Luigi: Yeah, it look a da like someone a stuffed you for Christmas!
Bowser: You lanky punk, raaaaaaaaaaaa!
With that Bowser nabs a Deku nut and throws into the path off Luigi, causing a flash!
Luigi: Miya eyes, Mario!
Bowser: Ha ha ha!
Further down the pack Diddy Kong is trying to improve his position from the last race, spotting Knuckles he uses his boost to gain on him. Diddy speeds past Knuckles but straight into the back of his uncle Donkey Kong!
Diddy: He he, wow, ah!
Donkey: Oo ah ah!
Knuckles: Ha ha ha
At the back of the track Mario is having problems with his *sidekick* Yoshi!
Mario: Ah Yoshi, outta miya way!
Yoshi: Yoshi
Daisy: Not again
Mario: Mamma mia Peach, you look gooda in thata yellow dress!
Daisy: Humph, you idiot, I’m Princess Daisy, Mario land on the Game boy, etc etc?
Mario: Errrrrr?
Daisy: Ahh you stupid idiot, your brother was always better then you!
She speeds past to catch up with the rest of the pack leaving Mario and Yoshi.
Mario: Daisy??
Yoshi: Yoshi!
The laps roll by as the battles for places become fierce; Waluigi has now taken 1st place with Roy in 2nd. Kirby and Tingle meanwhile fight for 8th place!
Kirby: Heh ya
Tingle: What tingles maps?
Ganondorf closes in behind tingle and lets rip with a bombchu, it hits Tingle and sends him into the air, luckily his balloon pops out from his backpack and saves him from a mouth full of dirt!
Ganondorf: Woo ha ha ha
Tingle: Eee ahhh
Just in front Wario is challenging Peach as he seeks a place in the points.
Wario: Waaa, Peach out of the way!
Peach: Hmm, Mario help me!
Wario: Ha ha, he’s not here to save you now!
He rams into her kart knocking her out of the way and then chucks a bombchu behind him to finish the job!
The race eventually reaches the final lap, Waluigi is still in front but Roy is on his tail! Link is in 3trd while Wario is now in 4th! Knuckles and Toad are fighting out 5th and 6th place!
Knuckles: Dam Mushroom head!
Toad: Hey, leave my over sized mushroom head alone!
The finish line draws near for Waluigi, a win is in sight, he looks behind for competition but sees a Bombchu!
Waluigi: Waaaa
Roy: Ha ha
Waluigi: Waa, I must win!
The Bombchu strikes and sends Waluigi in a spin, Roy racers by as Waluigi then gains control of his out of control machine!
Roy passes over the finish line in a glorious win while Waluigi makes it in 2nd with Link close behind in 3rd!
Roy: Yes!
Waluigi: Waaaaa, I waana win
Link: I have done well!
Wario: Waa, 4th place!
Toad: Yay 5th place
Diddy Kong: A point is better then nothing, hey uncle
Donkey Kong: Wo ho ah ah
Join us next time fans when we go to Green Hill circuit for a ‘Sonic’ based race of fun!
BIGMAN wrote:
> Ahh. you should have told me earlier Afrojoe, i could have put him in
> it!
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I wasn't on earlier for him to tell me.
:-)
> Ahh. you should have told me earlier Afrojoe, i could have put him in
> it!
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I wasn't on earlier for him to tell me.
:-)
Two things
YAY! My teammate won!
BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I lost.....Badly Oh well at least O didn't come LAST! like some one Well, I'm not saying any names like **Kerrang!** and I won't pick anyone out or look at anyone
*Stares at **Kerrang!** *
YAY! My teammate won!
BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I lost.....Badly Oh well at least O didn't come LAST! like some one Well, I'm not saying any names like **Kerrang!** and I won't pick anyone out or look at anyone
*Stares at **Kerrang!** *
:'(
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