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Sat 03/08/02 at 14:45
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I'm not a pervert.

Really, I'm not.

But I want Beach Spikers.

I REALLY want Beach Spikers.

Honestly, not because it's a women's beach volleyball arcade sports title.

No, I want this game because of the exciting gameplay experience it will offer, and the prospect of furious multiplayer battles typical of Sega sports titles.

Not because it features women in bikini's, bouncing around and hugging and touching each other when they win points.

Because I'm not a pervert.

Really.
Sun 04/08/02 at 22:25
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Apparently the PS2 (and Xbox) versions of Sega Soccer Slam will be better with extra modes amongst other things...

So i'll be getting the PS2 version.
Sun 04/08/02 at 21:54
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I'm no pervert......oh hang on yes I am, but I wont be getting Beach Spikers unless it turns out amazing. Sega Sports Soccer on the other hand looks preety good and I will be getting that at some point.
Sun 04/08/02 at 21:49
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Beach Spikers looks painful.

I saw footage of it on Game Network.
The women we sunburnt (some of them looked DANGEROUSLY red), yet they were diving onto the sand, slapping each other on the back, exposing these horrible red patches to the sun... I could barely watch...

They showed no signs of pain (one of the girls cried while another was patter her burns but it looked like that was more down to how they lost the match than the effect of a painful sunburn), just smiled through it all.

It was just plain sick....
Sun 04/08/02 at 00:27
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Hang on a sec.. I'm sure I had a volleyball game for my NES. That must be it! Wow, such memories.
Sat 03/08/02 at 23:47
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Dude, just buy a magazine..
;O)

I think i have beach spikers for my nes somewhere.. pretty dusty no doubt, possibly (but i don't think it was) another volleyball game of a different name, and i think lacking any kind of perv potential though.
Sat 03/08/02 at 20:46
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Meka Dragon wrote:
> I also want Sega Soccer Slam for the frantic action

Looks like we've got ourselves a pervert here people. :P
Sat 03/08/02 at 19:27
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The early impressions have made it sound very good though.

And it IS a Sega game.

I also want Sega Soccer Slam for the frantic multiplayer action, and I don't think that has bouncing breasticles in it.
Sat 03/08/02 at 18:33
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Argh! A pervert! Somebody think of the children!

Beach spikers looks ok, as long as the gameplay aint slow and boring.

I'm shore if Meka did buy it, he want it fast and exciting...(:)
Sat 03/08/02 at 18:30
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there are far better things out there for a pervert to spend his money on
Sat 03/08/02 at 18:26
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I'm a pervert and I don't want it.

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