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Sat 03/08/02 at 14:45
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I'm not a pervert.

Really, I'm not.

But I want Beach Spikers.

I REALLY want Beach Spikers.

Honestly, not because it's a women's beach volleyball arcade sports title.

No, I want this game because of the exciting gameplay experience it will offer, and the prospect of furious multiplayer battles typical of Sega sports titles.

Not because it features women in bikini's, bouncing around and hugging and touching each other when they win points.

Because I'm not a pervert.

Really.
Sat 03/08/02 at 14:45
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"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
I'm not a pervert.

Really, I'm not.

But I want Beach Spikers.

I REALLY want Beach Spikers.

Honestly, not because it's a women's beach volleyball arcade sports title.

No, I want this game because of the exciting gameplay experience it will offer, and the prospect of furious multiplayer battles typical of Sega sports titles.

Not because it features women in bikini's, bouncing around and hugging and touching each other when they win points.

Because I'm not a pervert.

Really.
Sat 03/08/02 at 14:48
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"[SE] Acetrooper"
Posts: 2,527
LOL!

When I heard about this game, I thought I might want it due to the same reasons as you, but I didn't know what it was called. B
Why have the called it Beach Spikers?

Anyway, I'm sure it'll be good. It's from the makers of Dead or Alive, isn't it?

Meh, the lightly-clad, big-breasted women don't bother me :-)
Sat 03/08/02 at 15:16
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"sdomehtongng"
Posts: 23,695
Yeah, don't worry Meka, you're not a perv.

*Runs off to tell everyone*

:D
Sat 03/08/02 at 18:26
"Uzi Lover"
Posts: 7,403
I'm a pervert and I don't want it.
Sat 03/08/02 at 18:30
"+ suspicious minds"
Posts: 1,842
there are far better things out there for a pervert to spend his money on
Sat 03/08/02 at 18:33
Posts: 0
Argh! A pervert! Somebody think of the children!

Beach spikers looks ok, as long as the gameplay aint slow and boring.

I'm shore if Meka did buy it, he want it fast and exciting...(:)
Sat 03/08/02 at 19:27
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"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
The early impressions have made it sound very good though.

And it IS a Sega game.

I also want Sega Soccer Slam for the frantic multiplayer action, and I don't think that has bouncing breasticles in it.
Sat 03/08/02 at 20:46
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"PC Gaming Founder"
Posts: 2,136
Meka Dragon wrote:
> I also want Sega Soccer Slam for the frantic action

Looks like we've got ourselves a pervert here people. :P
Sat 03/08/02 at 23:47
Regular
Posts: 8,220
Dude, just buy a magazine..
;O)

I think i have beach spikers for my nes somewhere.. pretty dusty no doubt, possibly (but i don't think it was) another volleyball game of a different name, and i think lacking any kind of perv potential though.
Sun 04/08/02 at 00:27
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Posts: 13,611
Hang on a sec.. I'm sure I had a volleyball game for my NES. That must be it! Wow, such memories.

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