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"Driving test tommorrow"

Is what I have. At 11:41 exactly, for some wierd twisted driving place reason. They're trying to play with my mind, I tell you. Trying to make me fail. Not that they'll succeed, mind you, I'm an amazing driver. Probably.

So feel free to wish me luck, or tell me I'll fail miserably (MoJo). Go ahead. I'm taking the test in one of the new Minis, so that means it's smaller, which makes it easier to park. Right?

Should I pass, smugness will ensue. More than usual.

Is what I have. At 11:41 exactly, for some wierd twisted driving place reason. They're trying to play with my mind, I tell you. Trying to make me fail. Not that they'll succeed, mind you, I'm an amazing driver. Probably.

So feel free to wish me luck, or tell me I'll fail miserably (MoJo). Go ahead. I'm taking the test in one of the new Minis, so that means it's smaller, which makes it easier to park. Right?

Should I pass, smugness will ensue. More than usual.

More smug than usual? Is that possible?

Anyway, no matter how good a driver you are, there's a high chance you'll fail, because they want to squeeze every penny from you by making you resit. A lot

So, anyway, good luck (not really, I hope you fail, heh) ;)

Pff, whaddya need a driving license for? You live in Wales. There's nowhere to go.

I live in England. I've been meaning to ask you something, El blokey, and it goes like this: Who the hell are you? You seem to know me.

Obviously...SHANEO.

And I'll pass, and the first thing I'll do is drive to MoJoland and run you down. First I will drape my Mini in Dogma stuff, drive around Milton Keynes beeping my horn and yelling "What are you going to do, hit me with that fish?" at random people, then run around going "Whoop woop woop.".

This may not actually happen.

I'll be the first to say...good luck, hope you pass. WHat score did you get in your theory?

Yes, I'm Shaneo...

NOW GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY, WELSHY.

I hope you pass, so you can drive back to Welshland.

Good luck.

31/35. I did it in 10 minutes...So quickly that they asked me if anything was wrong when I walked out.

I rubbished them, and played with their feeble intellects until they gave me my score and I declared myself a cretin.

Put one foot (or tyre) in MoJoland and I'll break your face. And steal your mini :-)

Stryke wrote:
> 31/35.

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Oh, by the way, that means you were beat by my mate Fos, and he isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box

Hang your head in shame!