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Liquid: Ever wondered if anything goes wrong while making a game? Well, trust me, they do. All the time. It’s just lucky for you and me that I have got some of them to share with you. These are never seen before, and they are going to change the way you think about certain game characters. Anyway, enough suspense lets take a look…
Sonic and his stunt double
Producer: Hey Sonic. It’s time to do the stunts. The first one is where you loop the loop about three times and jump over 3000 spikes. Nothin’ much really. Think you can manage it?
Sonic: No way! Who do you think I am? I’m sorry but you are going to have to get my stunt double to do this. Oh, and make sure it looks good. Don’t want to disappoint the fans now, do I?
Liquid: Don’t want to disappoint the fans? That’s rich, really rich. I’m sure that his popularity has gone right down. Anyway, enough of Sonic, let’s take a look at what happened during the making of Wave Race: Blue Storm. This is a good one…
The Broken Jet Ski
Producer: Right okay. Is everyone ready for the race? Remember this is pretty dangerous because there have been sightings of sharks around, so watch out. Anyway, on your marks, get set, GO!
(They’re off. It’s neck and neck coming up to the first turn. They turn the corner, but wait what’s this? One of the drivers hasn’t turned. He can’t move the steering bars. He is carrying one going straight.
Producer: Cut! What is happening? Nigel, are you okay?
Nigel: No, I can’t turn, my engine won’t turn off, and there is a shark swimming right beside me. A SHARK!! This isn’t my day.
Producer: He’s got that right.
Liquid: Don’t worry, Nigel wasn’t that hurt after the shark attack. This next one shows how Spiderman isn’t really what it seems.
Spiderman and the safety cables
Producer: Are you ready Spiderman? The scene we’re going to do is he one where you swing from building to building. The safety guy is over there. He’ll get you kitted out in all the harnesses.
Spiderman: Thanks.
Safety Guy: Hey. These are simple harnesses, which will make you safe. So with these on, you’ll be able to swing from building to building safely.
Spiderman: Thanks. This is going to be fun.
Liquid: I’m sure that no one actually thought that there really was someone who could swing from buildings with something that sprays from their hands…(Silence) Anyway, this one is really surprising. Are you looking forward to the new Mario game? Well, this is how it came about…
Mario and the Judges Decision
The Judge: After hearing about Mario and your drink drive charge, the evidence gives me no other choice but for you to go to prison for six months.
Mario: No, please. I have a wife and child…no wait I do anything. Don’t send me to prison. I will do anything.
Judge: Well, there is one thing that no one wants to do and that is cleaning the oil and sludge off some island.
Mario: Okay, but I don’t go to prison, yeah?
Judge: Only if you finish the job.
(After the court hearing)
Mario: This is bad. What are we going to do about plans for the new game?
Shigsy: We can make you cleaning into a game. Yeah, we can make out an impostor Mario has messed up a desert island, and he has to go round clearing it up. Yes, I can see it now, Mario Sunshine!
Liquid: Well, well, well. Now we know how Mario Sunshine came about. And everyone was saying how good Nintendo is… Anyway, it’s time to go, but I’m going to leave you with something funny that happened while the making of Final Fantasy X.
Bye!!
Tidus and Wakka in Hospital
Tidus: Hey Wakka, let’s play ball.
Wakka: Sure, let me get a Blitzball and we’ll play.
(In comes Wakka with a Blitzball)
Wakka: (Whispering to Yuna) Hey, look at this…
(Wakka kicks the ball and it smacks Tidus on the back of the head)
Tidus: Owwwww, Jesus. What are you doing Wakka.
Wakka: Sorry man, are you okay?
Tidus: Nope, why are you being such a fat egg?
(He walks over to Wakka and smacks him in the nose)
Yuna: You are both being fat eggs you better go to hospital. (To producer) We’ll have to have few hours off, sorry)
Thanks for reading
Liquid
Sonic and his stunt double
Producer: Hey Sonic. It’s time to do the stunts. The first one is where you loop the loop about three times and jump over 3000 spikes. Nothin’ much really. Think you can manage it?
Sonic: No way! Who do you think I am? I’m sorry but you are going to have to get my stunt double to do this. Oh, and make sure it looks good. Don’t want to disappoint the fans now, do I?
Liquid: Don’t want to disappoint the fans? That’s rich, really rich. I’m sure that his popularity has gone right down. Anyway, enough of Sonic, let’s take a look at what happened during the making of Wave Race: Blue Storm. This is a good one…
The Broken Jet Ski
Producer: Right okay. Is everyone ready for the race? Remember this is pretty dangerous because there have been sightings of sharks around, so watch out. Anyway, on your marks, get set, GO!
(They’re off. It’s neck and neck coming up to the first turn. They turn the corner, but wait what’s this? One of the drivers hasn’t turned. He can’t move the steering bars. He is carrying one going straight.
Producer: Cut! What is happening? Nigel, are you okay?
Nigel: No, I can’t turn, my engine won’t turn off, and there is a shark swimming right beside me. A SHARK!! This isn’t my day.
Producer: He’s got that right.
Liquid: Don’t worry, Nigel wasn’t that hurt after the shark attack. This next one shows how Spiderman isn’t really what it seems.
Spiderman and the safety cables
Producer: Are you ready Spiderman? The scene we’re going to do is he one where you swing from building to building. The safety guy is over there. He’ll get you kitted out in all the harnesses.
Spiderman: Thanks.
Safety Guy: Hey. These are simple harnesses, which will make you safe. So with these on, you’ll be able to swing from building to building safely.
Spiderman: Thanks. This is going to be fun.
Liquid: I’m sure that no one actually thought that there really was someone who could swing from buildings with something that sprays from their hands…(Silence) Anyway, this one is really surprising. Are you looking forward to the new Mario game? Well, this is how it came about…
Mario and the Judges Decision
The Judge: After hearing about Mario and your drink drive charge, the evidence gives me no other choice but for you to go to prison for six months.
Mario: No, please. I have a wife and child…no wait I do anything. Don’t send me to prison. I will do anything.
Judge: Well, there is one thing that no one wants to do and that is cleaning the oil and sludge off some island.
Mario: Okay, but I don’t go to prison, yeah?
Judge: Only if you finish the job.
(After the court hearing)
Mario: This is bad. What are we going to do about plans for the new game?
Shigsy: We can make you cleaning into a game. Yeah, we can make out an impostor Mario has messed up a desert island, and he has to go round clearing it up. Yes, I can see it now, Mario Sunshine!
Liquid: Well, well, well. Now we know how Mario Sunshine came about. And everyone was saying how good Nintendo is… Anyway, it’s time to go, but I’m going to leave you with something funny that happened while the making of Final Fantasy X.
Bye!!
Tidus and Wakka in Hospital
Tidus: Hey Wakka, let’s play ball.
Wakka: Sure, let me get a Blitzball and we’ll play.
(In comes Wakka with a Blitzball)
Wakka: (Whispering to Yuna) Hey, look at this…
(Wakka kicks the ball and it smacks Tidus on the back of the head)
Tidus: Owwwww, Jesus. What are you doing Wakka.
Wakka: Sorry man, are you okay?
Tidus: Nope, why are you being such a fat egg?
(He walks over to Wakka and smacks him in the nose)
Yuna: You are both being fat eggs you better go to hospital. (To producer) We’ll have to have few hours off, sorry)
Thanks for reading
Liquid
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LOL!
Excellent!
(I was, of course, talking about Longy's reply)
:D
Excellent!
(I was, of course, talking about Longy's reply)
:D
I red it yesterday but didn't really reply, i don't mean to dis but that wasn't really funny sorry, don't hurt me maybe you should put some jokes in
Yeh Liquid some good stuff.
Thanks Natbuc.
If only some other people would read it...]
:)
If only some other people would read it...]
:)
Heh, funny stuff there Liquid :D
Good post :D
Good post :D
Liquid: Ever wondered if anything goes wrong while making a game? Well, trust me, they do. All the time. It’s just lucky for you and me that I have got some of them to share with you. These are never seen before, and they are going to change the way you think about certain game characters. Anyway, enough suspense lets take a look…
Sonic and his stunt double
Producer: Hey Sonic. It’s time to do the stunts. The first one is where you loop the loop about three times and jump over 3000 spikes. Nothin’ much really. Think you can manage it?
Sonic: No way! Who do you think I am? I’m sorry but you are going to have to get my stunt double to do this. Oh, and make sure it looks good. Don’t want to disappoint the fans now, do I?
Liquid: Don’t want to disappoint the fans? That’s rich, really rich. I’m sure that his popularity has gone right down. Anyway, enough of Sonic, let’s take a look at what happened during the making of Wave Race: Blue Storm. This is a good one…
The Broken Jet Ski
Producer: Right okay. Is everyone ready for the race? Remember this is pretty dangerous because there have been sightings of sharks around, so watch out. Anyway, on your marks, get set, GO!
(They’re off. It’s neck and neck coming up to the first turn. They turn the corner, but wait what’s this? One of the drivers hasn’t turned. He can’t move the steering bars. He is carrying one going straight.
Producer: Cut! What is happening? Nigel, are you okay?
Nigel: No, I can’t turn, my engine won’t turn off, and there is a shark swimming right beside me. A SHARK!! This isn’t my day.
Producer: He’s got that right.
Liquid: Don’t worry, Nigel wasn’t that hurt after the shark attack. This next one shows how Spiderman isn’t really what it seems.
Spiderman and the safety cables
Producer: Are you ready Spiderman? The scene we’re going to do is he one where you swing from building to building. The safety guy is over there. He’ll get you kitted out in all the harnesses.
Spiderman: Thanks.
Safety Guy: Hey. These are simple harnesses, which will make you safe. So with these on, you’ll be able to swing from building to building safely.
Spiderman: Thanks. This is going to be fun.
Liquid: I’m sure that no one actually thought that there really was someone who could swing from buildings with something that sprays from their hands…(Silence) Anyway, this one is really surprising. Are you looking forward to the new Mario game? Well, this is how it came about…
Mario and the Judges Decision
The Judge: After hearing about Mario and your drink drive charge, the evidence gives me no other choice but for you to go to prison for six months.
Mario: No, please. I have a wife and child…no wait I do anything. Don’t send me to prison. I will do anything.
Judge: Well, there is one thing that no one wants to do and that is cleaning the oil and sludge off some island.
Mario: Okay, but I don’t go to prison, yeah?
Judge: Only if you finish the job.
(After the court hearing)
Mario: This is bad. What are we going to do about plans for the new game?
Shigsy: We can make you cleaning into a game. Yeah, we can make out an impostor Mario has messed up a desert island, and he has to go round clearing it up. Yes, I can see it now, Mario Sunshine!
Liquid: Well, well, well. Now we know how Mario Sunshine came about. And everyone was saying how good Nintendo is… Anyway, it’s time to go, but I’m going to leave you with something funny that happened while the making of Final Fantasy X.
Bye!!
Tidus and Wakka in Hospital
Tidus: Hey Wakka, let’s play ball.
Wakka: Sure, let me get a Blitzball and we’ll play.
(In comes Wakka with a Blitzball)
Wakka: (Whispering to Yuna) Hey, look at this…
(Wakka kicks the ball and it smacks Tidus on the back of the head)
Tidus: Owwwww, Jesus. What are you doing Wakka.
Wakka: Sorry man, are you okay?
Tidus: Nope, why are you being such a fat egg?
(He walks over to Wakka and smacks him in the nose)
Yuna: You are both being fat eggs you better go to hospital. (To producer) We’ll have to have few hours off, sorry)
Thanks for reading
Liquid
Sonic and his stunt double
Producer: Hey Sonic. It’s time to do the stunts. The first one is where you loop the loop about three times and jump over 3000 spikes. Nothin’ much really. Think you can manage it?
Sonic: No way! Who do you think I am? I’m sorry but you are going to have to get my stunt double to do this. Oh, and make sure it looks good. Don’t want to disappoint the fans now, do I?
Liquid: Don’t want to disappoint the fans? That’s rich, really rich. I’m sure that his popularity has gone right down. Anyway, enough of Sonic, let’s take a look at what happened during the making of Wave Race: Blue Storm. This is a good one…
The Broken Jet Ski
Producer: Right okay. Is everyone ready for the race? Remember this is pretty dangerous because there have been sightings of sharks around, so watch out. Anyway, on your marks, get set, GO!
(They’re off. It’s neck and neck coming up to the first turn. They turn the corner, but wait what’s this? One of the drivers hasn’t turned. He can’t move the steering bars. He is carrying one going straight.
Producer: Cut! What is happening? Nigel, are you okay?
Nigel: No, I can’t turn, my engine won’t turn off, and there is a shark swimming right beside me. A SHARK!! This isn’t my day.
Producer: He’s got that right.
Liquid: Don’t worry, Nigel wasn’t that hurt after the shark attack. This next one shows how Spiderman isn’t really what it seems.
Spiderman and the safety cables
Producer: Are you ready Spiderman? The scene we’re going to do is he one where you swing from building to building. The safety guy is over there. He’ll get you kitted out in all the harnesses.
Spiderman: Thanks.
Safety Guy: Hey. These are simple harnesses, which will make you safe. So with these on, you’ll be able to swing from building to building safely.
Spiderman: Thanks. This is going to be fun.
Liquid: I’m sure that no one actually thought that there really was someone who could swing from buildings with something that sprays from their hands…(Silence) Anyway, this one is really surprising. Are you looking forward to the new Mario game? Well, this is how it came about…
Mario and the Judges Decision
The Judge: After hearing about Mario and your drink drive charge, the evidence gives me no other choice but for you to go to prison for six months.
Mario: No, please. I have a wife and child…no wait I do anything. Don’t send me to prison. I will do anything.
Judge: Well, there is one thing that no one wants to do and that is cleaning the oil and sludge off some island.
Mario: Okay, but I don’t go to prison, yeah?
Judge: Only if you finish the job.
(After the court hearing)
Mario: This is bad. What are we going to do about plans for the new game?
Shigsy: We can make you cleaning into a game. Yeah, we can make out an impostor Mario has messed up a desert island, and he has to go round clearing it up. Yes, I can see it now, Mario Sunshine!
Liquid: Well, well, well. Now we know how Mario Sunshine came about. And everyone was saying how good Nintendo is… Anyway, it’s time to go, but I’m going to leave you with something funny that happened while the making of Final Fantasy X.
Bye!!
Tidus and Wakka in Hospital
Tidus: Hey Wakka, let’s play ball.
Wakka: Sure, let me get a Blitzball and we’ll play.
(In comes Wakka with a Blitzball)
Wakka: (Whispering to Yuna) Hey, look at this…
(Wakka kicks the ball and it smacks Tidus on the back of the head)
Tidus: Owwwww, Jesus. What are you doing Wakka.
Wakka: Sorry man, are you okay?
Tidus: Nope, why are you being such a fat egg?
(He walks over to Wakka and smacks him in the nose)
Yuna: You are both being fat eggs you better go to hospital. (To producer) We’ll have to have few hours off, sorry)
Thanks for reading
Liquid
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