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"Foul language (chicken free! )"

Today, my mother and I were having a convers**tation (a rare event, I mus**t admit), and I uttered the following word:

"sh*t"

Needless to say, despite me being a complete and utter potty mouth in front of her 24/7 anyway, my mother was not impressed, and she said:

"I don't won't to hear that kind of language again, young man!"

What would your reply to this remark have been? I'd like to know. To get you s**tarted, mine was "Well s**top lis**tening."

I agree, and as a sorry your now have to buy flowers and a box of chocs for your beloved mother.

Show respect to you mum and don't let that kind of language out in front of her.

That's the simple answer....

I would reply: Excuse me gavnaa', Shoe shine while you wait... I do a fine spit n' polish.

Then I would say it was my twin and leg it. (:)

Shocktrooper wrote:
> I'm sure that's a real word, honestly!
> *I'd've = I would have.*
>
> Back me up, someone!

I've heard and used it before, but isn't it just some sort of made-up word? I'd've checked, only I can't be bothered. ;P

mikelar10 wrote:
> Shocktrooper wrote:
> I'd've blended a "Shut up" with a low moan.
>
> WAAA, "I'd've"?? Does the English Language ALLOW THAT?
>
> The double apostrophe....it can only be an omen....
>
> *gathers the village children into the pentagon*

I'm sure that's a real word, honestly!
*I'd've = I would have.*

Back me up, someone!

cons**tructive criticism sucks.

might as well be saying "well, you're sh*t at your job, but you're trying your bes**t. Here's where you can improve..."

My old boss spouted that cr*p all the time. Still, she was loads better than my current boss.

On a similar note, my supervisor at Marks & Spencers used to give, what she'd call, constructive criticism, or what I'd call, orders that a slave driver of the mid 17th Century would issue, many a time. I would mutter under my breath...."Yes sir!" and do a sarcastic-like salutte behind her back.

say you said chip and she misheard you

Shocktrooper wrote:
> I'd've blended a "Shut up" with a low moan.

WAAA, "I'd've"?? Does the English Language ALLOW THAT?

The double apostrophe....it can only be an omen....

*gathers the village children into the pentagon*

'Shut it you dosy cow...'
But that does usually result in bad endings...

'I SAID SHIP!'
Usually works...

'You do it all the time!'
Is another good one...