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"Foul language (chicken free! )"

Today, my mother and I were having a convers**tation (a rare event, I mus**t admit), and I uttered the following word:

"sh*t"

Needless to say, despite me being a complete and utter potty mouth in front of her 24/7 anyway, my mother was not impressed, and she said:

"I don't won't to hear that kind of language again, young man!"

What would your reply to this remark have been? I'd like to know. To get you s**tarted, mine was "Well s**top lis**tening."

Shocktrooper wrote:
> mikelar10 wrote:
> Shocktrooper wrote:
> I'd've blended a "Shut up" with a low moan.
>
> WAAA, "I'd've"?? Does the English Language ALLOW THAT?
>
> The double apostrophe....it can only be an omen....
>
> *gathers the village children into the pentagon*
>
> I'm sure that's a real word, honestly!
> *I'd've = I would have.*
>
> Back me up, someone!

It is real! Its three words in one!

Its:

I Would Have
or
I'd've

Beefcake wrote:
> Buy me a thesaurus then you cantankerous curmudgeon!
>
> Game, set and match.....


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L, O and L...

Or†ega wrote:
> My Mums all cool with me swearing in front of her.
>
> I've been doing it for years and shes finally got used to it. My Dad
> dont take no crap though...
>
> I told her to **** off this morning when she woke me up early. She
> knows I dont mean it so its all cool.


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Well, it's usually the same with my mother and I, so I dunno what her problem was this time.

Maybe it was her time of the month or somethin'? ;)

Buy me a thesaurus then you cantankerous curmudgeon!

Game, set and match.....

"I don't want to hear that kind of language again!"

"Buy some ear mufflers then"

Goatboy wrote:
> As for the rest of this thread, I picture Kevin The Teenager throwing
> his arms about from side to side shouting "I HATE YOU MUM"
>
> You should all go and buy Limp Bizkit, they provide a sountrack to
> your angst

chortle... I reckon that just about covers it :)

Little kids (under 7's) swearing is fantastically funny.

As for the rest of this thread, I picture Kevin The Teenager throwing his arms about from side to side shouting "I HATE YOU MUM"

You should all go and buy Limp Bizkit, they provide a sountrack to your angst

My mum swears in front of her grandchildren. (Not intentionally, she just forgets they're there sometimes). That's where kids today learn all their bad words.

I can say crap, if it's for a reason, like a few years ago when I was always getting in trouble during my GCSEs, I'd always say how crap the school was and how crap my German teacher was, and how crap my DT teacher was, and how crap- Well, you get the idea

Other than that, despite my age, I'd probably get "told off" for swearing. Ah well, that's the price you pay for living at home

My Mums all cool with me swearing in front of her.

I've been doing it for years and shes finally got used to it. My Dad dont take no crap though...

I told her to **** off this morning when she woke me up early. She knows I dont mean it so its all cool.