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"Foul language (chicken free! )"

Today, my mother and I were having a convers**tation (a rare event, I mus**t admit), and I uttered the following word:

"sh*t"

Needless to say, despite me being a complete and utter potty mouth in front of her 24/7 anyway, my mother was not impressed, and she said:

"I don't won't to hear that kind of language again, young man!"

What would your reply to this remark have been? I'd like to know. To get you s**tarted, mine was "Well s**top lis**tening."

Today, my mother and I were having a convers**tation (a rare event, I mus**t admit), and I uttered the following word:

"sh*t"

Needless to say, despite me being a complete and utter potty mouth in front of her 24/7 anyway, my mother was not impressed, and she said:

"I don't won't to hear that kind of language again, young man!"

What would your reply to this remark have been? I'd like to know. To get you s**tarted, mine was "Well s**top lis**tening."

I would have said "Sorry ma'am"

i'd say, "well you brought me up, its your fault!"

"Shut it you tart"

I'd've blended a "Shut up" with a low moan.

Just in case she doesn't hear me properly, and asks me what I said, I'd say: "Nothing".

:-)

I normally say "What?It's just a word"
Then..

"Sh*t Sh*t Sh*t"
"See?Just a word"

'Shut it you dosy cow...'
But that does usually result in bad endings...

'I SAID SHIP!'
Usually works...

'You do it all the time!'
Is another good one...

Shocktrooper wrote:
> I'd've blended a "Shut up" with a low moan.

WAAA, "I'd've"?? Does the English Language ALLOW THAT?

The double apostrophe....it can only be an omen....

*gathers the village children into the pentagon*

say you said chip and she misheard you

On a similar note, my supervisor at Marks & Spencers used to give, what she'd call, constructive criticism, or what I'd call, orders that a slave driver of the mid 17th Century would issue, many a time. I would mutter under my breath...."Yes sir!" and do a sarcastic-like salutte behind her back.