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Take a look at the first pictures of him outside that shop. Sad, sad man.
Oh, and lets get the bet going on how long it is before he's mugged!
:D
Take a look at the first pictures of him outside that shop. Sad, sad man.
Oh, and lets get the bet going on how long it is before he's mugged!
:D
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Errrr... Turok won't suck.
The original Turok game ruled, the sequels sucked but Evoloution is gonna rock my misinformed friend.
Why, of all games, TUROK?
It's not like there's gonna be a shortage of the game, because a) it will suck, b) everybody knows it will suck and c) the shop will probably be sent a bazillion copies because gaming companies think people care about their crappy new games rather than great new games.
It's not like there's gonna be a shortage of the game, because a) it will suck, b) everybody knows it will suck and c) the shop will probably be sent a bazillion copies because gaming companies think people care about their crappy new games rather than great new games.
Heh, Dom Joly should go up to him and pretend to interview him, and then steal that stupid tent of his.
I could just imagine Dom Joly doing something stupid. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't wake up to find a whole load of Gippos surrounding him.
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> 8. When he gets in the shop, tell him their quota of Turok has already
> been sold on pre-order and that he should have phoned ahead.
muwahaha, I can actually imagine this happening, hope it does.
> 8. When he gets in the shop, tell him their quota of Turok has already
> been sold on pre-order and that he should have phoned ahead.
muwahaha, I can actually imagine this happening, hope it does.
Tetchy wrote:
> Everything about him just cries out 'slap me....and slap me hard'.
I knew a girl like that once.
> Everything about him just cries out 'slap me....and slap me hard'.
I knew a girl like that once.
Also, when he's asleep, someone should nick that chair of his.... if there isn't a drunk beggar sitting on it.
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> 10. On the last night, while he's asleep, fix the zipper so that he
> can't get the tent open.
Excellent idea, I'm going down there with a padlock.
> 10. On the last night, while he's asleep, fix the zipper so that he
> can't get the tent open.
Excellent idea, I'm going down there with a padlock.
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